Robot Johnson

Good Humor by Bad People. We are Charlotte's premier sketch comedy group. Check our site for show dates/times.

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Just one week left before our first show in a... (checks notes)... while. Come see us at the Charlotte Ballet on Saturday March 5th.
https://t.co/1Zz5lAnDAv

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More details and links to follow, but here’s the poster for our dear Tania’s last show (she’s not dying of rubella no matter what you heard).

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Hey… check it out! Save the date ( March 5th ) !! More to come!

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@MJonesCLT Finance people love to talk about scope.

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@MJonesCLT Sobriety.

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@MJonesCLT

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@GummyBlayr I thought I sent you a picture of a sassy cat. Holy shit, was that cat’s sassiness just a convenient cover for racism?

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@GummyBlayr You buy people things?

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It would mean a lot to us if you could spread this, folks.

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The victim in this fatal hit-and-run investigation has been identified as 37-year-old Fran Kelly. If you have any information about the Ford Expedition pictured, please call 9-1-1 or @CLTCrimeStopper. #clt #cltnews

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@GummyBlayr That’s why this exists: @UTBAPH

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@StarMedCare @JoeBrunoWSOC9 He gets to win an argument about what the right kind of BBQ is for a day.

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@MJonesCLT @n8creative That looks significantly better than my lip-sided post it note that I taped up after it fell down too many times.

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@GummyBlayr I think that that instantly summons @TheOrlandoJones

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@GummyBlayr She had me at her deadpan switches in the first five minutes.

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@GummyBlayr https://t.co/QtLCwea1q2

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@GummyBlayr Let those waves of anxiety roll

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@ndyGrosso Is the restaurant Taco Bell?

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@VagueClarity

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@kjannfischer You’re a grown up, make any kind of dunakroos you want. The world is your dunkaroo

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@GummyBlayr Keto is like Bingo, you print out a sheet of things and you check them off in a line. If you form a line with your food, you’ve successfully keto’d and can proceed with your day.