Fancy Shrimp

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? @prescottpatton🦞

[Ashley Johnson @ashleyd_j]

Oh you want me to thrive in a fast-paced work environment? Sounds toxic

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@AllyWebb_ Yes😂😂😂

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@CNewbs Ooooo fun!! Make anything cool?

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

Just another unattainable beauty standard

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Ain’t that much protection in the world

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

i used to think that commissioning a hologram of your wife's dead father who you never met and having him call you a genius from beyond the grave was proof of a perfect marriage but i guess i'll have to rethink https://t.co/UyOoVfIGMa

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

Do people who love overly groomed toy dogs also go crazy for a well-trimmed boxwood shrub?

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@AllyWebb_ We still make fun of Chase for that 😂

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

Oh I’m just laying in bed eating my night time mini corndogs. I’m using my bra to hold the bottle of mustard, and a large jar of pickles is tucked in my armpit for easy access.

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@AllyWebb_ Just once I would like to be compared to something tasty:(
“Mayo”

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

Dark foundation colors: Cocoa, Chocolate, Espresso, Java, Rich, Truffle

My foundation colors: Mont Blanc, Alabaster, Pale, Siberia, White, Phantom

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@LeggoMyMeggoYo Wouldn’t surprise me if I found one that was just “transparent” 🙄

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@lil_bicuriash Also accurate, I’m sure 😂

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@SgtQuackers69 @LeggoMyMeggoYo We’ve been trying to cancel our membership with PF as well. Like I don’t want to go in there?? People aren’t wearing masks properly and breathing heavily. Why on earth would I step foot in there?!

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

We decorated our office door at work today and I just... 🥴

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@harley_rue Tbh I’m impressed a blender lasted you 12 years 😳

[Fancy Shrimp @RobotRandy_]

@harley_rue A high quality blender is 100% worth it and basically life changing lol