🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖

Software Engineer, gymrat, US expansionist, high-powered autist.
Disclaimer: take nothing you read on the internet seriously

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

475lb Squat from today at 216lbs BW from today. That's 215kg, or 20% of a '98 Honda Civic.

Next bulk, I'm gunning for 5 plates.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@TeamFortress I am begging you to add Jungle Inferno strangifiers to the drop pool for these maps. Eureka Effect strangifier as well.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

AI apocalypse canceled

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@unusual_whales No, Powell is the only fed chairman we've had since Volker that has any balls.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@AurelBuia @Combat_learjet My Honda stalled in traffic a few months ago because of the feature because it was cold. I had to restart my car in the middle of an intersection. Very stressful. I wound up spending $50 on the circuit to bypass the feature. It also just makes the car feel mushy and unresponsive.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@AurelBuia @Combat_learjet In case you have any pull in your organization: People hate the feature being forced down their throats. Nobody wants to remember to press yet another button every time they start their car up. It can also cause your car to stall at an inopportune moment.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@Milo13131313 @unusual_whales > The account lives off fear mongering because it creates engagement.

You just described all of Twitter

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

+ an epic fail 335lb attempt right after

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

325lb bench 100% raw from yesterday.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

One of my least favorite things about our culture is how little value we put on sleep. People will run on 5-6 hours of sleep for years of their life, thinking they are being efficient and tough, then get shocked when they develop health/psychological issues.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@Rawmilkchad The fact that the very first option trade he made gave him a small profit, before losing it all, makes this so much funnier

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, Red Raider!

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@financedystop 1 in 10 Americans are clinical alcoholics. Holy hell.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@unusual_whales Bears un-fucking defeated. Now do the housing market.

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@Rawmilkchad

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@kenzietuff Y'all are falling for the oldest lifting joke in the book: stating your kg PR ambiguously

[🅱️33f J4ck 💪🍖 @RobotRoundhouse]

@PotaroResearch @kenzietuff kg