Pumpkin Escobar

phew for a minute there I lost myself

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@PayPal So yeah, moving my 3k vacation fund was left with 84¢... Yeah. I'll still hold trash like you accountable on my deathbed for that ≈$62, just because youre trash, @nytimes

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@PayPal
Much like this platform, your app is completely trash. I will be pulling what money I have in your savings, was more for convience. Navigating your app feels like a nightmare infomercial. Thank you for making this decision so much easier for me.

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@Reds So I'm not going out too far on a limb when I say Nick Lodolo was probably that kid on the playground who'd be found with tears welled up in his eyes sitting out on a log who quit a game of tag after being "tagged too hard" #mlb #soft

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@InspirationMins Word of advice for you grifting pieces of shit, infomercial and website may want to include a goodwill message in there.. for surely if there were a god he would smite you asap and turn u into a pillar of salt.. wait.. salt is too good for ya'll. you are shit.

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@DannyCifelli4

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@XfinitySupport four months ago I was supposed to get a call back concerning why my 10+ year membership wasn't able to get the $80 600g download uncapped data.. yep, so surprises didnt hear a whisper. Follow ups led to no where.. not seeing why I'm keeping your service.

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@GovWhitmer State sets educational itemized standards/success and funding based on test results/teaching students standard lessons/teacher instruction focused on passing student and retaining job

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

you're still going to be incomplete and empty when all is said and done @elonmusk

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@Sass_it

https://t.co/haLMUpNoGe

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@ProfitsMarv I once owned a 2 bill that was worth at least $2. 04

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@hunter1661 Already saving up for the potential MM Cruise

https://t.co/QcA13L3yLu

An interest survey was sent out a couple months ago

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When Yu Darvish took out the batter, catcher, AND the umpire on the same pitch.

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

The hero the world didn't know they needed! Singlehandedly uniting us today with her..ehh.. whatever the hell this is

[🇧🇲Know The Ledge & Wise The Dome #YNWA #LFC🇧🇲 @silkkesmooth23]

Had to post this for the culture buh, enjoy!! 🫥
#olympicbreaking #raygun

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

Stop the squeak #HallOfFameGame

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@Donb2120 Mind blown.. despite the raging boner.. Im glad they left it out too

[Pumpkin Escobar @Robot_Beep_Boop]

@KhangCollects One hell of an alibi youre working out here 😉

[Aaron Leicht @aaronleicht]

The @AtlantaFalcons make history as the first NFL team to use auto-draft. #NFLDraft

[Omar @socialchanger]

An all-time moment.

How can you not be rooting for Oakland?

Dude hits ten 3s vs Kentucky then mic drops “we’re not a Cinderella”

#MarchMadness #MarchMadness2024

[Dirk Chatelain @dirkchatelain]

Jack Gohlke spent 5 years at Division II Hillsdale College. He's now a 24-yr-old grad transfer at Oakland University. He has the hairline of a man twice his age. And he's currently torching the University of Kentucky on national TV.

This is the greatest sporting event on Earth.

[Tony Paul | Detroit News @TonyPaul1984]

A winning walk.