Rachel Newcomb

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@GasStationDude That sucks.

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

Winter is just me asking my body “are you sick?” And my body being like “maybe ;)”

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@SamChase_ No thank you Sam.

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

If I had a dick, I would stick it in this mac and cheese

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

Everyone must know I made this mac

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@SamChase_ “Turns our ive been biking away from my problems this entire time...”

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@SamChase_ Of course you did.

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

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My girlfriend just publicly broke up with me for “flirting” with a customer.

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

PSA: how to tell if I’m flirting:
If you think I'm flirting with you I'm just being friendly.
if you think I'm weird and I'm making you and everyone else in the room uncomfortable, I'm probably flirting with you.

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@FemaleGosling I wanna play that game again.

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can’t believe leonardo dicaprio yelled “i’m on top of the world” from the titanic. a ship, that was at sea. at sea level. the scientifically lowest altitude in the world. he was nowhere near the top, he was literally at the bottom. what a stupid idiot

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ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@ifYouWishUponA At my moms, she had the sourdough starter. What movies did you guys see?

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

*watches video of people making bread*

I can make bread

*Makes bread*

Ah, I cannot make bread

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Cute game! http://t.co/35uA9gZF <3

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

@MasyaMind @NotSo_Usual lol sure! If you liked my mac & cheese noodles just wait til u find out what else i can make lol

[Rachel Newcomb @RobotsDream]

Home on a Saturday night, all my doors locked up tight I won't be thinkin about you baby.