Nanomachines Son 🫠

fully autonomous memetic polyalloyed cloud-computing nanite swarm. mercurial bleb.

[Nanomachines Son 🫠 @Robots_Guile]

@kenzietuff @FortySacks same result, same thing

[The Cat Who Says the Word @slurcat]

I jokingly refer to the lots of dice sold on eBay as "deadman's collections" because you can kind of see what sort of game the previous owner played. Has sort of a history to it. But this time, I found the REAL deadman's collection.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

BITING YOU BITING YOU

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Want to hear something crazy?

Over a 15 year time period there was a 72% increase in criminals not being competent to stand trial for their crimes.

72% increase over 15 years.

Criminals competent enough to commit acts of violence but not enough to stand trial for it.

Scam.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

This is the only post to actually articulate where so much of the young resentment comes from.

Upward mobility in America has been entirely co-opted and funneled to third worlders.

[Nanomachines Son 🫠 @Robots_Guile]

@inkblotistan now re-hedge the held 'hog

[Grapps🧃🐒 @LargestLad]

What annoys me is white people will come to Japan and go "man everyone was so nice, everything is on time, places a clean, public transport is quiet" and then in the same sentence then go "shame it's impossible for us to enforce any of those qualities in our own societies"

[vibingleaf @vibingleaf]

2026

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''The gaming industry is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it! We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean! BURN IT DOWN!

And from the ashes, a new Industry will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strong will thrive!''

[Aristocratic Mel @Aristocratiq]

@baltic_dan Maybe the real horoscope is the whore I scope along the way, you know?

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

If astrology is fake, then why does it help you get pussy

[OnlyBangers @STABLENFT]

@NotOkN1 because they’d rather watch people work when they’re not working. remodeling homes, cooking, first response teams.

the almighty Job is all they have

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

What is it about boomers that video games fill them with a visceral disgust, as opposed to them watching retarded shit on TV all day?

[Nanomachines Son 🫠 @Robots_Guile]

@STABLENFT @NotOkN1 i think this is the real answer, right here.

that and sports where playing said sport is someone's job

[Nanomachines Son 🫠 @Robots_Guile]

@FlashgitzAnims S-Tier crusade

Praise be

[Flashgitz Tom & Don @FlashgitzAnims]

Let’s get a crusade cookin…

[Nanomachines Son 🫠 @Robots_Guile]

@unirespecter the struggle is real