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I'm a cold veteran with medals in legos and Nintendo

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Sometimes I take things to literally someone told me I was heartless the other day and I almost died

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Taco Tuesday more like talko about existential dread everyday day

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Lol Internet Amirite ok see you all later

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Lolk kids im a Military

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#bravouniformtangotangotsierratangouniformfoxtrotfoxtrot

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You know that song where that guy said if I had a hammer and it was about nailing a girl if you think about we should find that girl wtf

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My biggest fear is that people will come to my house and notice that my china cabinet is just filled with high quality Tupperware

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If you're not being idiot what's the point life's about regrets so go punch your mail man cus where's my sweatshirt I ordered it a month ago

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Grr martin is drug addict chase the dragon look for snow it's all there

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See you all in another six months

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Ate some orange chicken tonight China grows weird things

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I came in like a slooooberong mess dont even the rest of this song

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My love life

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Hash browned tacos

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Taco neck is not as satisfying as get your neck broke and dying slowly then agian you do get tacos

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Pokemon

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If you're a fan of Pokemon go fuck yourself

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You're all trying to catch Pokemons instead of stds I miss the 90s

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I don't care if the rest of the world calls it by a different name I'll alway pronounce pineapple gross fruit

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How hard is it to train a seal and how many kiddie pools do you think i need also can they eat exclusively corn off the cob