Rob's Abs

I am Rob's Abs

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

How many abs does it take to crack a cold one? Depends on how many beers ya got #6pack4lyfe

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@kwistinas Very proud of you. Almost as proud as I am of these rock hard abs.

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@KevinApocalypse There taking longer to make this game than it took me to cultivate these sweet abs

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

I'm back baby.

Just left Game works, ms. Pacman was very hard.

Not as hard as these abs, tho. #WhosReadyToGetSweat

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@fxnopinion @SuzanneVenker

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator I hire a turkey cohort 4 months in advance so that on gobble day I eat pure turkey muscle to stack on my own. #absception

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator I once landed on a comet. Comets are beautiful, fiery celestial beings, right? Yeah, she was a red head. #hot

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator I like to take this time to sit and reflect. Think about all those unfortunate souls who can't see my abs in the dark. #sad

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

Hanging out at gameworks. Surprised at how well I can play ms. Pac man with only my abs. #boners

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

I wonder what it's like to be an otter. I mean, they bash shells on their own abs to open them! They must work out a lot...
#HardCoreNature

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

I think I just confused massage oil with hair gel again.
#stickyshirts

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator you know that warm fuzzy feeling that you get when you look in the mirror? That's what it is to "love".
#AskAbsy

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator always, my round belied compatriot. #sorryboutdatburn

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

@thearchdictator: Easy. I enjoy watching re-runs of "Saved by the Bell" just to see @MarioLopezExtra in his prime. #youremyinspirationslater

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

Not sure if I spilled motor oil on myself while working on my car, or if I'm sweating. #CUZIMAMACHINE

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

I was asked by someone if I even lift. I said yes. #dumbquestions

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

I wonder what it's like to be a butterfly.
#showerthoughts

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

Can't wait for the new season of the "16 and pregnant". Those ladies be whack.
#dysfunctionalfamilyhype

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

Hey fools, just got done lookin like the rocky mountains #altitude

[Rob's Abs @Robs_Abs]

Sup bitches, I'm back for some rock hard action #nevermisslegday