ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ

Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@McLarenF1

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Booo…! @Shell Card isn’t working in Wetherby 😭

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@McLarenF1 Well it starts at 1pm 🕐 (UK) 🇬🇧

So, unless something drastic happens, it should be day time 😅🎃

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@McLarenF1

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@odysseymovie @IMAX Talking about flogging a dead Trojan (horse)

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@AstonMartinF1

[BBC Yorkshire @BBCLookNorth]

Appeal after woman sexually assaulted in city centre https://t.co/hcp9IQLqZe

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

The biggest time heist in Avengers: Endgame Encore wasn’t in the film — it was Marvel & the Russo Brothers convincing us to pay again.

Absolute crumbs for Doomsday. We got robbed in 4K. 😂

#AvengersEndgame #AvengersDoomsday #Marvel #MCU

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@BBCNews There’s a huge prison just east of York being ran inadequately by a private company which I believe is half full.
Maybe time for the public sector to take it off their hands for a low low price 👍🏼

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@JaqubAjmal Hard restart your iPhone Volume Up, Volume Down, press and hold power till you see the Apple logo.

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Oh I just wanted to watch the same bit over and over again anyway… @channel5_tv #PoliceInterceptors

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@JaqubAjmal Style over substance 🤷‍♂️

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@kevinhollinrake

[Mr G @DeputyGrocott]

‘What does this button do?’
‘Ah, Mr Burnham, that sends out emergency alerts!’
…

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Bloody heart attack! 😭🚨 Thought the Russians had launched… turns out I’m just not allowed a disposable BBQ. 🔥😂

#UKAlert #SevereAlert #WildfireWarning #BritishProblems #FYP

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Looks like Sky mobile isn’t working 😅 #SkyMobile #Sky

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Annual @RAC_Care renewal call done — saved a few quid, so that’s always a win! Shoutout to Anthony in Manchester, who was brilliant… and somehow sounded exactly like Ride Wit Me on TikTok 😅

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

Very fucking little 😅

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What are you doing in this situation?

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@CUPRA @dmkeithgroup But it’s impossible to book an appointment…

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

. @CUPRA @dmkeithgroup Your York dealership is beyond frustrating. My car has been booked in for diagnostics for months, yet you’re expecting me to leave it from 8am–5pm with no courtesy car. That’s simply not acceptable. I’ll just keep the weekly fault instead. #CUPRA

[ʙᴇɴ ʀᴏʙᴤᴏɴ @RobsonBen]

@itvfootball what watch is this lady wearing please?