Roby Parker

[𝔾𝕣𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕪 @TheGNPE]

The @metpoliceuk have been community noted and its glorious 🤣🤣

They even turned off comments so people couldn't call out their b.s HUGE community note W

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Meanwhile in Scotland

“The Mummies have been removed from the Museum due to a lack of consent from the deceased”

Ancient Mummies that didn’t consent to going on display, mostly because they have that thousands of years - are removed by the Woke Liberal Lunatics running Scotland

[Roby Parker @RobyParker7]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Is there a contest in Europe to be the most stupidly retarded assholes on the continent ???

[Protecting the Blue @protectingblue]

🖤🙏💙🙏🖤

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

The Scriptural teachings of Mrs. Publius are the best on 𝕏. Please give her a follow if you're so inclined.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Do you plan to drop your current cell phone provider and switch to Elon Musk’s new cell phone service once it’s available?

I’m switching the day it comes out.

[Roby Parker @RobyParker7]

@DerrickEvans4WV I will absolutely switch as soon as it comes out…

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Getting older is crazy.

One wrong pillow angle and you could end up applying for disability.

😭 😭 😭

[aka @akafaceUS]

One office worker managed to hide the fact that he had been working from another country for six months.

He still joined meetings, answered messages and stayed online like normal, while actually logging in from a beach resort overseas.

The company only found out after noticing where he had really been connecting from.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, just on the off chance, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School .

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"In 1991. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly, balding, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked:

"What did you teach?"

[USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 @Arkypatriot]

October 23, 1983. A date forever etched in the hearts of United States Marines.

Forty-three years ago, a terrorist drove a truck loaded with explosives into the Marine barracks in Beirut, Lebanon, killing 241 American service members, including 220 Marines, 18 sailors, and 3 soldiers.

They were sons, brothers, husbands, fathers, and friends. Young Americans who had answered their country’s call, never knowing they would never see home again.

For those of us who have worn the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor, Beirut is not just another tragic event in American history. Those were our brothers. We may never have met them, but we share a bond that neither time nor death can break.

Forty-three years have passed. Families have grown older, children have grown up without their fathers, and parents have gone to their graves still mourning their sons.

But I promise you one thing. The United States Marine Corps has not forgotten them, and we never will.

Rest peacefully, brothers. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

Semper Fidelis. Always Faithful.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Pocahontas never disappoints 🤣

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

🚨 HOLY MIC DROP! 🤣

Dominik Tarczyński @D_Tarczynski just BODY-BAGGED Piers Morgan on Islam’s incompatibility with the West.

Piers spent the whole segment looking like he swallowed a bug and was praying someone would change the subject.

This is what it looks like when someone refuses to play the game.

BE LIKE POLAND. 👏🔥

[Free Rider @Smoke6464]

Yes

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 NORTH CAROLINA RESIDENTS WERE WOKEN UP BY SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE — AND THE FOOTAGE IS TERRIFYING

Imagine being sound asleep when THIS suddenly starts echoing through your neighborhood.

Residents in Lake Lure, North Carolina, captured a chilling moment in the middle of the night.

An eerie emergency warning blasting through the darkness.

The sound is so unsettling that people recording it can barely believe what they're hearing.

“Oh my God… my heart is racing.”

Then comes the message.

Emergency management officials are warning residents about dangerous conditions and telling them to be prepared to move to higher ground.

And suddenly, what sounds like a scene from an apocalyptic horror movie becomes very real.

An ominous warning echoing through a community where people are trying to sleep.

Imagine hearing something like this at 3 a.m. and not knowing whether you have minutes to get your family to safety.

What would you do if you heard this in the middle of the night?

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

There's so much PROOF that Ilhan Omar married her brother.

Here’s something new.

In 2018, PJ Media's David Steinberg dug up old SCHOOL RECORDS on Ilhan Omar's ex-husband.

St. Paul Public Schools records show an "Ahmed N. Elmi" at Arlington Senior High, Class of 2003, born April 4, 1985.

Omar's 2009 marriage papers and 2017 divorce list her husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, with that same birthdate.

Classmates told Steinberg he lived with his father.

Steinberg reported that father's name MATCHES the man Omar calls her own dad.

BOOM!

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

The funny thing is, Transition Integrity Project in the @JudicialWatch documents outright roleplayed a straight-up stealing of Electoral College if Trump had somehow won in 2020.

I spend considerable time explaining in UNELECTED that legitimacy no longer comes from the consent of the governed; it now flows top-down from those who claim to be "guardians of democracy." They justify it in pretty language such as "anti-majoritarian."

There is no double standard with them, because in their own eyes, they are the true rulers.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

🚨 BREAKING: Massive marriage fraud rings exposed across America!
Foreigners paying $20k-$100k for sham marriages to gain citizenship and scam free health insurance. Feds just busted rings in MA, NY, CA, FL, and NJ.
Over 1,000+ fraud weddings dismantled. Shut them down and deport them ALL!

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

Arizona is captured by absolute criminals who stole our state government.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

If the first Somali Congresswoman was able to come into the country and fraudulently obtain citizenship how many more do you think have done the same?