all the
small things
that i
can't eat
peanuts
shellfish
shrimp makes
me itch
always
i know
cheese clogs
my butthole
gluten
dairy
damn food
al-ler-gies
say it ain't so / can't have lactose
dish contains nuts / feel my throat close
My supervisor's face when he walked into our office just as I'm about to devour an avocado sandwich after he just watched me stuff my face with veggie pasta like 45 mins before that.
These gains aren't gonna grow themselves!! π
Accidentally told my provider I have a phobia of pillows (definitely not the case) and now I think he's genuinely concerned about my mental health π