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[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Dear Diary..

I’m officially done mourning the life I thought I would have by now . God’s timing, God’s willing, God’s way.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[⚠️ @dasiadoubleyouu]

Drea & Lex was talking bout how much fun they had in Houston right. Drea gone say “we had more than a ball whats above a ball?” This bitch Lex gone say they had a dick😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in survival mode for years 😭😭 IM OVER IT

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Male-centered women have nothing to offer me as a friend. They're insufferable.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?"
Me:

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

I’m at an age where opening my blinds to get some sunlight in the house brings me joy.

[kat @yslnadi]

sorry, I only like men who kiss my ass literally & figuratively.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

FACTS: Spoiled women spoil back. Remember that.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

just like this

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious

[rumi @painsting]

“It didn't bother me”

Me all day:

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I know you be talking to other dudes

Me:

[sunni the homie @_ananamous]

This is exactly how you’re supposed to read. You don’t know a word, you look it up.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Looking forward to it actually

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

They said January always start with someone on a brown leather couch, drink in hand, setting the tone for the year? 👀😮‍💨Enjoy the ride y’all lol

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Never too cool to tell you I had a blast

[solé @layxsnv]

Just bc a man is trying his best doesn’t mean you have to accept it