Robyn Emily Bartlett

Love dies, pizza is forever

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Check me out on #bumble

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@jadelegendre @MegaaanRich it's best not too 😤😤😤😤

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@MegaaanRich @jadelegendre 💜💙💙💙💙💙💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💜

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I hope I'm just getting all of my bad luck now so that when I go away everything will be glorious

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

When your job messes up your pay for the fifth time and time you get paid £40 instead of £400

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

@jadelegendre 😂😂😂😂😂

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

@jadelegendre spelling on fleek

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I think cheese is my heroin. Just can't say no

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

@MegaaanRich the bora bora picture will make it all better

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@MegaaanRich it has however made a very dreary November evening much much better

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

I HAPPENED AGAIN! I'm so happy right now. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

Every time someone recycles a funny Instagram quote as their own joke in a Facebook status I die a little inside.

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

Always promising when the train you're on starts going backwards.......

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

I should have been fired so long ago

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

One of the many things I do that make me shit at my job.

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

I just give away food when customers don't have enough money. Not because I'm generous but because I'm to lazy to wait for them to top up

[Robyn Emily Bartlett @RobynEBartlett]

@BuzzFeed asking all the important questions.

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The Scooby Doo movie is a true early naughties master piece

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@SouthernRailUK I want to go to BURGH HEATH near EPSOM DOWNS