Robyn Louise Howell

THE GIRL WONDER

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

I could feel bad about turning 40 this year but in addition to getting ID-ed for a Red Bull last month, yesterday the train conductor asked if I needed an adult or a child’s ticket

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Forty this year but just got IDed for a Red Bull in Superdrug #sograteful #nearlyfelltomyknees

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

My brain after tea every night for some reason

[cants @cantseyy]

You can't just say sacked for personal conduct? What's he done, word for word

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Not saying I’m a comedy genius but my mum just described a reaction gif I left in the family group chat as “brilliant”…

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

I have work tomorrow but me and mum are both wine drunk and trying to remember the plot (and cast) of Dreamcatcher (2003). Time for bed.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Remember when I died for you all and you just behaved like massive knobheads ever since

Don’t know why I even bothered

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

If you were in love with one of these men in the early to mid 00s you may be entitled to financial compensation…

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

@dadwroteaporno GUYS I had a customer who’s name was actually Peter Rouse. I was trying so hard not to freak out.

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

They could never make me hate you #victoriabeckham

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Tonight I’m seeing Fellowship of the Ring at the cinema for the 10th time. Oh Robyn, I hear you say, have you only seen Fellowship 9 times? Nope, this is the 10th time I have seen it IN A CINEMA #massivenerd

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

It was Christmas Eve, babe…

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Some dickhead every year two days before Christmas learning we don’t stock every ring in every size in the shop.

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

It’s raining, I just made gingerbread and I’m watching Grease 2.

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

My Uber driver ran a red light and said “whoops”. Five stars for you Sir.

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Because I am Great At Planning I now have to shave my legs while very drunk. I will let you all know if I end up in A&E

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Actually fair play to him it looks great #gbbo

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Tom this is fucking mental mate #gbbo

[Robyn Louise Howell @RobynIsntCool]

Today my co-worker (doing a crossword) asked me what a cryptid was and all I could think was “all those years of listening to @LPontheleft has paid off!”