Robyn Epstein 🌼

Art Historian. Cornell Archaeology. UCSB Art History. "Maybe to be powerful means to be fragile." -Ai Weiwei

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My brain wants me to be able to listen to music, watch TV, and read all at the same time but then hates me when I try to do it

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I honestly hate Twitter now but came here because this is the only social media he doesn’t follow me on and if he somehow sees this anyway - good. I’m nice until you give me a reason not to be. I deserve better.

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The man who ghosted me (but still follows me on Insta and watches my stories and has me in his close friends stories) hates the Dodgers and its made me so happy that he’s been forced to root for the Yankees (my team) in the World Series.

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Also, if the Yankees lose, I’ll still be happy because that means he’ll be so pissed that the Dodgers won. That’s karma for ghosting me out of nowhere after texting me everyday for over 2 months.

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@jackantonoff These are my favorite earplugs, I can’t sleep without them

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@ghostisphere Honestly though, all three look good so you can’t make a bad choice

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Did anyone else sob uncontrollably during this performance? Just me?

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Joni Mitchell laughing at the end of "Both Sides Now," thumping her cane, the whole room (and world) under her spell, a rock star moment for the ages

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@juliegygax @JohnPalminteri Classes at UCSB on Monday not canceled at the moment

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Just realized that the actor who plays Farleigh from Saltburn is also in Midsommar and that tracks what a genre

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@ohgreekgod This is why I legit dedicated my Master’s thesis to my cat

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@rorschachisgay It’s the PBS t-shirt for me

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First day of class and my computer decides today is the day to suddenly die 🙃

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@KLewisNYC True but it still took your son 5 to get it 😂

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Drunk and still got Wordle in 3

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@BrandenJOak THANK YOU

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Made the mistake of accidentally choosing the spot next to the heater at hot yoga… won’t do that again

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Best part of my night is when I get in bed and my cat comes and lays down on my lap while I do Wordle

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Of course my cat decides she wants to cuddle all night on the hottest night we’ve had all summer… she’s lucky she’s so cute

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Regretting not immediately leaving my Hinge date last week after learning he didn’t know what the Parthenon was. THE PARTHENON. And get this, dude has been to Greece. Red flag 🚩

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@lufleurbing Ok but I actually think I won this one