Robyn Batman

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[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

😭😭😭😭😭🥺

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

disclaimer: she deserved it and she’s lucky i didn’t whack her with her own cane (also disclaimer part 2 there were no children present when i swore)

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

pregnancy hormones are wild why am i calling a rude old lady a fucking cow outside ALBIES SCHOOL christ

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

i don’t know what’s worse, chat gpt or people calling it chat gBt

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

the worst part about doing a big ol vinted upload.. they’ve been on for 5 MINUTES

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

so my baby shower dress came and i look like giant labia so it will be going back, that wasn’t the vibe

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

anyone else got gift bags half filled with shit scattered all around the house and just keep walking past them hoping they’ll tidy themselves away?

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

merry christmas 🎁

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

who would agree to host 11 people when your house is still half renovated and you’re almost 6 months pregnant? 🫠🥲

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

it’s not even christmas eve yet and i’m never hosting christmas again, the stresssss

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

sad and disappointed at the amount of women suggesting i have a c-section this time because it’s ‘easier’ 😢🫠

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

so overwhelmed with love 🥹

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

nah i’ve genuinely wiggled my whole weekend plans around posty on sunday so this reschedule due to the strikes has PISSED me off

[andy saw oasis @liampurrs]

OMG 😭

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

it’s only tuesday and i want to throw myself off a bridge, how is everyone else’s week going

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

ended up being stomach and yes

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

getting my sternum tattooed tomorrow am i gonna cry?

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

getting my sternum tattooed tomorrow am i gonna cry?

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

hottest week of the year and i just moved house and starting to renovate? sweating balls m8

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

did someone say midlife crisis?

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

it’s the morning of the party i’ve had booked and been organising for the last 6 months, spent 4 hours making the buffet yesterday, even longer making a playlist, spent god knows how much money on decs and in the last 3 days i’ve had 6 people tell me they can’t make it anymore🥲

[Robyn Batman @RobynnB_]

feel like a giddy teenage girl seeing the cast for the beatles biopic