Robyn ❥❥

the world is your pickle

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

@DisneyDLV solutions for missing moonstones? I’m now missing 5000 😭😭 (paid for 2500 and never got free 2500)

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[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

The feminine urge to move to Scotland and start over in a studio apartment and go to pastry school

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

It’s noon on a Tuesday and idk if I should clean my house or just start drinking

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Everything is driving me off the edge lately

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Me: why don’t I have any friends?
Also me: doesn’t text anyone for 6 months

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Why was I forced into buying a house with fucking mould problems? I literally would never have bought this house if I had the fucking choice. I need to move

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

@SpiritHalloween your “hand wash only” mugs should really say “for decoration only. Do not wash” since the designs come off anyway

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Someone convince me getting a cat was a good idea

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

When I see Fall shit my brain literally goes

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

My actual life goal is being able to hire someone to do everything for me and not have to do my own baseboards, doors, painting, drywall, etc.

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

It’s almost Halloweentown season 🎃

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

…. Wait is this my adhd? Am I going to lose interest in a month? Probably

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Seriously considering emptying my office and making it a greenhouse

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

IF I GUESS YOUR DISCOUNT CODE, LET ME USE IT, DAMN

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight
Me 4 hours later: How do master keys work?

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

About to make a big girl purchase and I’m sobbing 😭

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

I’ve gotten to the age where things I had as a kid are now “vintage” and ‘coming back into style’ and I’m not ok with it

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

“I should download life360. Maybe it’d be funny or something”
*Realizes I have no friends* 🥲

[Robyn ❥❥ @RobynnSee]

The proper way to listen to Ain’t Shit - Doja Cat is blasting it in your kitchen and telling your man of 6 years that he ain’t shit and fuck the patriarchy (and him not even reacting cus what’s new?)