Roc54

Keyboardist, composer, computer nerd since 1985..

[Johan Ludvig @johan_lg2]

Svenska värmerekordet på 38°C noterades juli månad 1933, samt juni månad 1947.

Med betydligt lägre koldioxidhalt i luften, 309 ppm(0.03%).

Koldioxid har historiskt aldrig orsakat en global uppvärmning. Det är historiens största lurendrejeri. Det finns inget samband mellan temperaturer och koldioxidhalt. Detta visas i varje geologisk studie som någonsin gjorts.

Trots mångdubbelt högre koldioxidhalt än dagens nivå, har jorden istället befunnit sig i en djup istid med kilometer tjock is.

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@nobleisawinner North & South Dakota

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[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse.
Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras:

June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking.
July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.)
August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.
August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied.
August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called.
September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose.
September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels.
October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out.

Sincerely,
The Store Manager

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[Rebecca Mistereggen @RMistereggen]

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[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”

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@KentAnder @riksrevisjonen Ingen endringer i Norge før noen likvider noen av de høye herrer. Trist. Men nordmenn klarer aldri og mobilisere nokbfol tilbud til og demonstRere mot politikere til at det kan velte en regjering...
Vi er et land med de samme idiotene som før ww2

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BREAKING: Thousands of BRAVE Iranians are once again taking to the streets tonight in a major uprising against the Islamic regime.

The media is completely ignoring this.

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