Richard Johnson

I am a scientist at Argonne national laboratory specializing in Dark matter research. #letsgetnuclear

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Just asked my oscillating fan if I should stop drinking and it said NO! @D3Cheese @BuckShipley55 at coach DARTT

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? #drank #edfitz #joe

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Last time I drank I murdered a family of 12. Tonight I drank and murdered the entire 30 rack!!! #Lank #beer #ILoveBeingAnAlcoholic @datad_BOOZER

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

There’s nothing in this world that I love more than a CUUURRRRSSS FUCKHINNN LIGHHTTTTTT

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

What the monkey considers business, the horse considers play. @D3Cheese @BuckShipley55 @datad_BOOZER

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Whenever someone mentions beer around me it’s like I’m a dog who just heard my owners say “let’s go rip some sack in the mud room” @datad_BOOZER @skertperkins

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Spray painted a swastika on my Ford this morning before the liberals could get to it. #LANK @bobbilly240

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

@datad_BOOZER would have a shit stain on these drawers

[BOB @ChestnutBill90]

Bring back bar fit checks. I’ll start #Expand

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Sitting on the shitter at work right now and the first wipe had zero friction. Sorry boss looks like I’m going to be here a while LOL! @JohnRob___

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Who the hell has my vape?!?!? @datad_BOOZER @MikeSmith_RE

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

@MikeSmith_RE @bendoverhottake Michael J’Quavion Smith

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

@bendoverhottake @MikeSmith_RE Not a surprise given your heritage…. THUG

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

@MikeSmith_RE @bendoverhottake Do you even know why you’re upset right now? Moon cricket

[AB @AB84]

Canada is so lucky America's blacks haven't discovered how to skate yet...

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

I had a feeling LGBTQB1 and LGBTPG1 would make it official at some point. Can’t wait to watch their TikTok’s and see what the future has in store for this historic couple #gay #nailpolish @JohnRob___ @bobbilly240 @skertperkins @bendoverhottake

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

What happened pussy @datad_BOOZER. Thought you were coming for blood last week. Soft as baby shit, no grit, Mickey Mouse ass wins, stripper. @JohnRob___ @skertperkins @MikeSmith_RE @bendoverhottake @bobbilly240

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Strength of schedule merchants @datad_BOOZER @JohnRob___ @bobbilly240

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

@bobbilly240 @datad_BOOZER @JohnRob___ @skertperkins @RandySmalls65 @D3Cheese @bendoverhottake @MikeSmith_RE

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

If she got paid 150k she’d find a place for 16k a month and still be complaining. Its just black culture @JohnRob___

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Angel Reese says that she pays $8,000 a month in rent, totaling $96,000 a year and her yearly WNBA salary of $74,000 isn’t enough to cover her bills 👀

[Richard Johnson @RocHard_Johnson]

Rumor has it @JohnRob___ loves to get pegged by woman who are physically strong than him (90% of the female population). Before losing his virginity at the age of 40 he watched his current girlfriend get railed by an actual man. He’s been a cuck since day 1