Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto

Did you warble my little wren? I’ve got a two pack habit and a motel tan. Jersey Mike’s stan account

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

Pinning this to the top

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@MLBcathedrals @Jusuke500 I’m just glad they’re not going to be playing in that horrific stadium. It has all the vibes of a funeral parlor’s break room.

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@shaunvlog_ Sturgill Simpson’s Cutting Grass Vol 1 & 2

Trust me on it. Get it in your ears ASAP!

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

There is still goodness in this world.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

legends 🙏

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@Jason2bartlett Watch out for coral snakes. Renember: red on black, friend of Jack. Red on yellow, (will) kill a fellow. Also timber rattlers. I live in MS. Trap/kill those hogs on your land ASAP. They are an invasive species and can be aggressive towards your livestock.

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@England_Pod @PecanLodge @AliMaxwell_ @GeorgeElek Puh-cahn

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@NancyH_60 It would be nice if people like you would give a link to the actual creator instead of just using other’s content to boost your own.

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@NancyH_60 @Procrastinatus We were WAY ahead of the curve! 😁

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

What would Jon Sumrall have done if Florida asked him not to coach in Playoff?

"I would have stayed at Tulane and not taken any other job.

"I was not going to leave a team playing for a championship to go coach another team.

"That's not in my DNA, I ain't built that way."

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

If you think you’re too good to laugh at this, I’m sure you’re a delight to be around.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[WJOX 94.5 FM @WJOX945]

"They're just sitting back laughing... Ole Miss has got a number of bullets in the chamber, and they haven't used them..." What @Outkick's @TreyWallace has heard ⬇️

@3ManFront | #CollegeFootball

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I was boo’d off stage at my sixth grade talent show for my rendition of “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down”

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Diego Pavia gonna be playing left field for the Savannah Bananas.

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

@Ole_Memes Give him the chair

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

This has to be one of the craziest and weirdest plays in NFL history.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

BAT FLIP OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

[Merv “Uncle Beers” Baldetto @Roc_Strongo]

I hope I never get knocked out and when I’m coming to, Chuck Bednarik is there asking me how many fingers he’s holding up.

[FB_Helmet_Guy @FB_Helmet_Guy]

Chuck Bednarik "Concrete Charlie" was one of the last full-time, two-way players in NFL history, playing both LB and C for the Eagles from 1949–1962.

He was a 8x Pro Bowler, 6x All-Pro, HOF All-1950s Team member and Pro Football HOF inductee (1967).