bananas. in mf’ing pajamas.

I'm just a guy who's neighbor is a parrot.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

gonna try microdosing chloroform as a sleep aid. i’ll keep you posted on the resultzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

maybe it’s just an elaborate april fools joke

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

Vaccines can't give you Covid, because they don't contain any live virus that causes Covid. They're messengers that teach your immune how to kill the virus, then disappear.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

a lot of you guys travelled more during a pandemic than you did in the last ten years combined. and i don’t appreciate that.

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

my uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

ford motors, “we’re better when we come together”. no, you’re “better” when you get $10 billion from tax payers. i don’t need motivational speeches from american car companies. thanks.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

@kyoag FUCK YOU

[ret @rad_milk]

the year 2020 has been unprecedented, but what we really want is to be un-presidented!!! orange man bad

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[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

If they stop tracking hurricanes there will be no hurricanes.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

baby bjorn is the kleenex of baby suspension devices.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

By the end of this week, the eviction moratorium will expire and extra unemployment benefits will stop — when 1.4 million Americans filed for unemployment just last week.

The pandemic is not over. People need economic relief now.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

IF YOU NEED A REASON TO WEAR A MASK, ONLY 17,803 DAYS UNTIL 4/20/69. we must survive. #goodnews #SeattleKraken #jondaly

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

@kyoag i got a question. how furious would you be if Breonna Taylor were your daughter, sister, or girlfriend and she were to be murdered in her home for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON? i’ll tell you this, i didn’t know her but i’m FUCKING PISSED. #resign #coward

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

just looked up the net worth of that kid on youtube who opens toys. 120 million. my day off is ruined. #eff

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Me: Let’s dismantle all systems of oppression.

Republicans:

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.

[bananas. in mf’ing pajamas. @RoccoPG]

live, laugh, wear a fucking mask.