Mocco Rahoney

Official Account for the Philadelphia 76ers

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

i just told an older customer at work thankyou for your service because i thought his sweatshirt said “marine” on it and he gave me a confused look so i looked at his sweatshirt again and realized its just said “maine” with a picture of a lobster on it.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

wait I thought drugs were bad
Don't we blow up people who distribute drugs?

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

World War 3 because some guy didn't want to admit that he diddled kids on an island.

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

@calithevirgo Fucking dorks

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

Only thing I look forward to everyday is eating lunch

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

Eating a #blueberrymuffin but I’m still #sick

[sam @SEGASONICDRVEIN]

generational dap up bro

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

I have a 300 degree fever

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk entering a room moments after watching her husband take his final breath

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

Breaking News: Water is wet

[TMZ @TMZ]

President Trump is accused of rape in the Jeffrey Epstein Files.

Details: https://t.co/kd947jdL7j

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Erika Kirk: “To those who killed my husband…Charlie Kirk…and who wish to undo his righteous work…I say to them…you will NEVER be able to purchase this limited edition set of Charlie Kirk dishware for only $39.99 or, if you call now, only $24.99 WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.”

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

I think I’m allergic to my job I keep sneezing

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Can confirm

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

So the hunger games is not far away. He’s definitely executing whoever loses

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games,’ a four-day athletic event featuring one man and woman from each state and U.S. territory for America’s 250th.

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

@calithevirgo Things just keep getting stranger

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

@AppleSupport help my phone has been not working for a week now fix my cellular data nowwwwwwwww @Apple

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump claims that Rob & Michele Reiner passed away because Rob angered people with his “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

[Mocco Rahoney @RoccySays]

He’s legit insane lmao