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[Kay 💞 | Budding Misandrist @kaylalynette__]

Lady on tik tok talking bout “even if you’re married, you should still be discreet about your period”
Top comment said “girl we be makin strawberry cheesecake BYE!” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Jill B Gates Founder of HERide™️ @jillbgates]

Rightfully so.. politicians believe they are untouchable and they are not scared of their constituents anymore.

[Mish, Esq. @attorneymish]

There was a girl that got expelled after our first year of law school when a multitude of classmates reported her, including me. Just got a message from her that said “fuck off and die [law school] forgot to redact your name in my FERPA records request.” 😃

[Tumi✨ 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @FayFay_M]

Is the giraffe wearing a damn hat?😭

[Vito Calise @Vitocalise]

I caught my first foul ball at 31 years old and a parent sent their kid back 10 rows to ask me for it. I straight up said no I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house.
Hood where???
Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay

[Grace @gagasenigmawig]

So I came in after my surgery today to review the CCTV footage… it was my dad….

[duke @dukesurge]

Jessie J has successfully underwent breast cancer removal surgery 🥳❤️‍🩹🎉

[🏹🎀🪽 @uptownballerina]

No like actually

[konnie @americansleaze]

this reminds me of when a few years ago this plus size influencer was advocating for bigger seats on planes and everyone called her entitled for it even though it would have benefitted everybody in this exact situation lmao

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

They give noose pins to their children to celebrate the execution of Palestinians, and you want me to believe Zionism isn’t a racist ideology? Their entire identity is tied to this project of hate and dehumanization of an entire group of people. We recognize exactly what this is.

[JodyG @IIIGaither2]

..we watched the sunrise together....priceless...

[sasha fierce @Iwineponyou]

this is so gaggy

[Shad💻🛜 @ImNotRashad]

Before technology you could have 3 families and nobody ever knew

[March 8th ❤ @__xJay]

When I was 19 , I kept getting denied for jobs & was so irritated that I put on an all black server outfit , an apron & walked into a busy restaurant & immediately got put to work . Later on the manager realized she didn’t recognize me , I told her I just got hired , she added me to the system & boom new job LMFAOOOO it was called MusicBox SupperClub ina Flats Downtown 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I still can’t believe I did that 🤣🤣

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Accidentally put my rent on auto pay. I woke up this morning just like this:

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

That’s a dyke

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We need to start prosecuting these judges too😡

[Pack Light! @psychonegraut]

This level of self-awareness >>>>>