Jason Roche

nobody. don't worry about it.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

I don’t know why scammers stop talking to me

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Dear lord make me a bird so I can’t be shot out of the sky and eaten by coyotes.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Wordle 212 2/6

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Come at me yo!

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Wordle 210 3/6

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Tres!

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

I used to think I loved people, but then they told me corporations were people, so I guess I love business now.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

@Tartle_Games A sincere lol

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Wordle 208 6/6

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Nailed it

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Wordle 209 6/6

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Never give up

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Trimming my kid’s fingernails while I take a shit is peak fatherhood

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Movies make getting into a clock tower seem super easy.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

What did you have for dessert? https://t.co/Tz1MneL3Kf

[Bo @boguthrie]

#DinnerWasRuinedWhen my parents told me they were getting divorced. OH SORRY TO RUIN YOUR GOOD MOOD.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

@OhhCathcart I let it all hang out, but I’ve never had a job that didn’t require a name tag...soooooooo

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

21 Savage has 8 million in his bank account but still feels the need to have 8 shooters on the ready? Bank accounts are federally insured man. Chill out.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Dispatch from the breakroom: The cashier, who lives with her mother, “loves houses.” She likes bathrooms more than kitchens.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Read this and thought “he should’ve used some of that gun money to buy real dishes” https://t.co/VzgIc8uXeR

[Jacob Rascon @JacobKHOU11]

Man in custody after Houston police find AR-15, shotgun, handgun and “lots of ammmo” inside his hotel room, on 28th floor of Houston Hyatt Regency, overlooking planned New Year’s celebration. His truck, with paper plates, found and towed.

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

The cover art for old Uncle Scrooge comics were all basically rap album covers

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

@boguthrie I think it might be penis related.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

@rocheclip25 @nolanclagg @eewaroach The fact that you follow High Times is the funniest part of this.

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

I’m guessing—Pee super hard, yes? https://t.co/wiaG7JQSlg

[Lifehacker @lifehacker]

How to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger: https://t.co/afRJus2eKa

[Jason Roche @RocheJasonM]

Losing Manson and Difficult People was really a one-two punch. https://t.co/su2qw46ZYe

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Charles Manson just could not live without Difficult People.