Derrik Rochwalik

Chief of Staff; ‘18 Flinn-Brown Fellow; ‘22 Phoenix Business Journal 40 Under 40; ‘90s Country fan; 3rd Gen Native AZ

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Arizona privilege is not willing to pay $8 for chips and salsa because we grew up with free chips at the table.

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Stopped at a lemonade stand.

“What’re you guys raising money for?”
“We just want money.”

That’s the kind of raw American capitalism my student loans were built on!

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Remember when we used to post song lyrics rather than talking? Wild.

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Me: *Starts diet*

Also me: *Tomorrow*

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Arizona: Stop trying to make fall happen! It’s not going to happen!

#MeanGirlsDay

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Ok @ArizonaDOT, the SR51 does look good… I guess I forgive you!

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Good morning millennials! What time did you turn your phone to silent this morning?

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16yrs ago a woman came to my job wearing a pin. She gave it to me when I asked about it

It was worn by her son when he died in the war. I offered it back to her, she insisted I keep it to remember the losses

As a kid, I was entrusted with his legacy. Every 9-11, I #NeverForget

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Can the French be in charge of the Super Bowl Halftime Show?

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On one hand, Europe really understands the need for men’s stalls. On the other hand, Europe really doesn’t want men shitting in public.

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The Olympics are crazy! Got me soccer moming a sport I’ve never played before and crying over a team I’ve never heard of before!

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@yassaminansari What does this even mean??

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Let’s be more like Europe! How about let’s not ✋

They can keep their history and architecture, we’ll keep our handicapable sidewalk mobility.

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For @CityofPhoenixAZ, I’d say it was the downtown @ASU idea. Completely reimagined downtown!

@SouthwestAir, you’re right, the best ideas are born on napkins!

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Thanks @stephen_richer for making it easy and accessible to vote early! 🗳️

Polls are open today for the AZ primary, go vote!

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We know.. you love us & it’s ruining your lives 🥰

Don’t miss our newest Tortured Poets’ Afternoons kicking off this Friday at Mesquite Library at 2PM.

🎼 Learn the basics of poetry & write your own while listening to Taylor’s latest album! More: https://t.co/1if4PyA5IJ

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@taylorseely95 @azcentral Hope you didn’t get spooked!

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@aarontylerkane Boyce?

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You don’t say 🫢

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UPDATE: ASU officials said most of the 69 people who were arrested for setting up an encampment at the Tempe campus overnight were not students, staff or faculty. https://t.co/bubJspTwqL

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@cgutting @taylorseely95 No, but District 1 is West Valley 😏

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Haters gonna hate hate hate

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TTPD has very clearly separated the og swifties from the eras tour bandwagon fans who like her bcs she’s popular