Mary

Music lover especially John Mayer, Ryan McGarvey, KW Shepherd and Tyler Bryant. Support Man Utd too. Live with a Gooner! I love New York. My views are my own.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

150,000… send it, we need a million now https://t.co/SUTwNWAuAv

[Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas]

We now have:

1. A Muslim as Home Secretary, in charge of stopping illegal immigrants (mostly Muslim) invading the country.

2. A Deputy PM who hates Britain & wants to give our cash to Africa as reparations for a global slave trade we almost single handedly ended.

#Phase2FFS

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

In the UK, you’re greeted by armed police at the airport for a few hurty posts.

If you arrive illegally via a small boat, you’re greeted with a hotel and 3 meals a day.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

If Keir Starmer doesn’t address the nation today over the heinous crimes emanating from some asylum seeker accommodation, he’s a despicable and spineless man.

The End

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We loved them then. We love them now.

Today, and every day, we remember the Busby Babes: the #FlowersOfManchester 🌹

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

We have managed to find another £17 million for Gaza while allowing British people to die in hospital corridors with no privacy or dignity

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

There should be no doubt that multiculturalism has failed Britain.

If foreign nationals want to live in our country - they need to live by our laws, speak our language, and integrate into our society.

The days of tolerating the intolerable in the name of diversity are over.

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

This Christmas, thousands of British people will be sleeping rough on freezing streets. Meanwhile thousands of asylum seekers are sitting pretty in nice hotels. There is something deeply wrong about this…

[Agent P @AgentP22]

BREAKING NEWS.

Another SNP trougher uncovered.

Looks like the abuse of ministerial limos is widespread within the SNP.

When will somebody be held accountable?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

ADMIN POST.

Labour chancellor @RachelReevesMP deleted her speech supporting WASPI women.

Her and her mother campaigned for them.

Now in power, deletes her speech and throws all other women under the bus.

But we have the evidence right here;

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

If you're white
If you're British
If you're working class
If you're a pensioner
If you're a farmer
If you're a business owner
If you're successful
If you believe in free speech
If you think British people should come first

This Labour gov't absolutely hates you.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

We deserve to know exactly how many murders, rapes and assaults have been inflicted on the British people directly as a result of our weak border and soft approach to deportation.

Releasing illegal migrant crime data is in the public interest.

The cover up MUST end.

[Chocolatey - Purple-haired c*nt @WitchyMcWitch]

If Social Media apps were pubs:

FACEBOOK
Old people complaining about dog poo & asking when the big Tesco opens. Playing a medley of 60's hits while Moira shows you photos of her holibobs to Turkey & tells you about next-doors grandkids.

TIKTOK
Underage kids dancing, ordering tea with bubbles & asking if you want to buy cheap makeup that'll bring you out in a r*sh & give you sc*rvy. All happening under the watchful eye of the 2 Chinese bouncers.

INSTAGRAM*
Everyone in a mask so you can't see their actual face, telling anyone who'll listen that they're having a brilliant time, while crying into their overpriced cocktail when they think nobody is looking.

*I'm doing this from memory cos I'm banned 🤦🏽‍♂️

BLUESKY
Like any West-end wanky drinking emporium. Full of self-congratulatory arseholes drinking beer you've never heard of, using gender-neutral loos. There's no smoking area & they're all agreeing with each other, with Coldplay playing on a loop.

TWITTER
Your local boozer. Jimmy the drunk in the corner muttering about aliens. The bloke holding court at the bar who flounces when it turns out he doesn't, in fact, know the Scottish Cup teams of 1986. Fights breaking out because Brenda cheated at pool. Again.

REDDIT
You've never been in & cross the road when you're walking past. Seems to be full of Nurse Ratched types, drunk on their own power, throwing out anyone out who dares suggest Babycham & milk maybe isn't the nicest drink they've ever had, whilst making up wild stories & recruiting the local schoolkids into their latest scheme.

LINKEDIN
Nobody is who they say they are. All thinking outside the box & squaring circles, sitting at individual tables, dressed in their best suits & polished shoes. No music & no conversations.

[Thomas Ingram @IngrameThomas]

So ……………🙄

It had been snowing all night. So at ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse. 🙄

[Mary @Rock2Chick]

Amazing gig last night in Glasgow @TheCardinalBlk never disappoint 🔥🔥🔥

[Mary @Rock2Chick]

Finally! @BlacktopMojo are coming to Glasgow. Just got our tickets. I'm ecstatic. Been waiting to see this band for years. Roll on March!

[Blacktop Mojo @BlacktopMojo]

We’re heading across the pond with our rowdy buds in @shamansharvest in 2025 🤘🇬🇧🇮🇪

[Mary @Rock2Chick]

@BlacktopMojo @shamansharvest See you in Glasgow. Waited a very long time for this 🔥🔥🔥

[Andrew Doyle @andrewdoyle_com]

Does wearing a silly gown with gold trimmings enable you to rewrite millions of years of evolutionary history?

[Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 @MartinDaubney]

Ed Miliband says Labour axing the Winter Fuel Allowance was “the right thing to do”

It saved £1.4billion/year

We spend £6.6 billion/year on asylum

£8billion/year on dole for immigrants

Perhaps axing those costs first would be “the right thing to do?”