RockAlien

2 B & NOT 2 B. Question AND Answer.

[Lake Michigan @LakeMichigan13]

Lake Ontario forever 🌊🌊

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Iran is mocking us with legos and sick beats, Canada is mocking us with beavers and ballads. I don’t want to hear anything about Biden ever again.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Followers as Disposable meat

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly stockpiling the poisoned beef at Mar-a-Lago for a “Jim Jones style buffet dinner” in November if Democrats win both chambers of Congress and can investigate him and all his administration staffers, donors, and family.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Every once in a while satire becomes true.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A top GOP pollster says he has never encountered such low approval ratings for the party, with moderate voters associating the Republican brand with the following words and phrases: "inflation," "diarrhea," "new forever war," "corruption," and "pedophile protectors."

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

@rjoyce533 @HalfwayPost Sad but true

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

That's what the Republicans are really sayin. Too bad most of the population is not hearing it.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Republicans are cautioning voters that, if Democrats win Congress, billionaires will be taxed more, food will be regulated again, data centers will have to pay for their electricity use, Natalie Harp will be investigated, and Jared Kushner's texts will be subpoenaed.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

And Elon's "voters" will get the message and Republicans will win in a landslide?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Republicans are warning voters that if Democrats win Congress they’ll investigate Eric and Don Jr.’s military drone contracts, Jared Kushner’s freelancing foreign policy, Ivanka’s Albanian Epstein island, Elon Musk’s DOGE chaos, and all of Trump's crypto fraud.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I mean….really…I wish someone was this obsessed with me. ☺️

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is reportedly worried he'll have to wreck his career and legacy by pardoning Trump and the other Epstein-affiliated cabinet officials who live in Florida when the Epstein Files finally get released because FL law mandates the death penalty for those crimes.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

THE TRUMP SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA (TSA) ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL! LOOK AT ALL CHAIRMAN TRUMP HAS DONE:

Government ownership of Intel

Government control over U.S. Steel

Government taking a cut of Nvidia & AMD

Government manipulating beef prices

Government-directed drug pricing

Government ownership in mining companies

Congratulations, Chairman Trump. TSA membership is booming!!!!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Oh my god, that’s the best news I’ve heard today. 🥹

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Satire now, but law later.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Democrats are reportedly planning to pass a law next year banning the government from honoring pedophiles so that every reference honoring Donald Trump’s name and likeness will have to be removed.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

ROTFLMAO

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is reportedly pissed that recent military war games showed his most masculine, testosterone-jacked unit of “hardcore” soldiers were obliterated in 15 minutes by fat, pale-skinned, blue-haired transgender drone operators.

[Work In Progress @GregAbarth]

These "Free Andrew Tate" protests are getting out of hand.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Do you mean all those guys you've had on your show and have been promoting all this time, joe?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Joe Rogan: “That’s one of the weirdest things about some of these tech companies like Palantir was talking about reinstating the draft. I’m like hey, who the fuck are you? What is this? You want to draft people? You’re a fucking tech company. Why don’t you go fight? Why don’t you fucking take your glasses off and go over there?”

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

So sad that Mel has yet to learn when the fuck to shut up.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Now that would be ironic.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious at all the tech officers and coders running his social media platform Truth Social because he has been attacking and tagging Jon Ossoff so often in his posts that now the algorithm is showing him nonstop pro-Ossoff content.

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

And she started her right wing career by working for 0AN, the American version of a Russian propaganda network.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING MS NOW:

Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without a security clearance for more than a year.

Harp declined multiple times to seek a routine security clearance normally obtained by West Wing staffers to work at the White House, according to two people familiar with the matter. https://t.co/7CI7g4MD9t

[Steven Sands @SandsBScLLB]

@kylegriffin1 Is there any truth to this?

[RockAlien @RockAlien]

Thank God!

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A Secret Service agent reportedly grabbed Trump’s spare diaper bag instead of the nuclear football during his latest trip back to D.C. from Mar-a-Lago, and now the Trump Administration doesn’t know where the nuke codes are.