Rev. Greg Simon

Reverend-Sherpa at the Church of the Big Rock Candy Mountain. He/Him

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@investmattallen Is paying for twitter a good investment?

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@LilySimpson1312 Hmm where have I seen this "drop the B" before... 🤔

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@LilySimpson1312

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@LilySimpson1312 Hmm where have I seen this "drop the B" before... 🤔

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

If someone cracks open one of these roaming treasure chests then that sandwich is theirs now sorry I don't make the rules

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

CRTanic Panic. These people's brains are irrevocably broken.

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

The face of a man realizing he's about to get BTFO live

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

When they come for you on a topic thinking you don’t know what you’re talking about.

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

Normalize throwing bricks at cops. #PrideMonth

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@VerminSupreme

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Because #BlueLivesMatter

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

No one is more obsessed with pot and butt stuff more than a conservative who claims to do neither of those things.

[Will Saletan @saletan]

Important thread. On some issues, e.g. homosexuality and marijuana, public opinion has moved to the left and will probably stay there.

Crime is different. If crime surges, public opinion will move back to the right, fast. If progressives don't rein in crime, conservatives will.

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

#LifeHack: If you run out of containers to store all that gasoline in, repurpose your old liquor bottles! You don't even need to find the caps just stuff an old rag in there!

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

It's literally the first Commandment, people. #CPAC2021

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

lol just look at these idolaters
#CPAC2021

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

I have questions about Rep. Greene's theory that the California wildfires were started by the Rothschilds using a space laser in order to clear land for high-speed rail https://t.co/mZ2nL5luwz

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@keithedwards

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I hate that we are so dumb our society has just turned into a series of "Indecent Proposal".

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

If a company offered you $300 billion to watch the entire extended edition of ‘The Lord of the Rings’ trilogy in one sitting would you? 😭😭😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!

[Rev. Greg Simon @RockCandyRev]

@Jim_Jordan Seriously though please cancel BOFA before it goes into effect.