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It's beer. And we made it for you. #putaRockDaleinyou

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Looking to improve your #cocktailgame? Try our easy one ingredient cocktail! Pour a nice cold can of #RockdaleLight into a glass, enjoy immediately. #thankuslater #RockdaleCocktail #RockdaleWednesdays

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Starting this week Rockdale Light is launching our catering service. Rockdale Light will cater your wedding. No other liquid will be permitted. DM us for details. #Rockdaleordieofthirst #marryaRockdale #congratulationsonyourengagement

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Rockdale Light comes in a can so you don't have to

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When's the last time you put something new and unfamiliar in your mouth? Why not make it a Rockdale Light? Rockdale Light, its for your mouth. #makeitaRockdaleLight

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Like eating ass? Try a @RockDaleLight. Only 3 more calories. Only 0 more regrets. #ItTastesLikeAss #FamilySecretRecipe

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We at RockDale Light aren't sex negative like our competitors @PabstBlueRibbon. We love eating ass so much, we made it the flavor of our beer #putaDaleinyou #asstoyourmouth #sexpositive #rockdalelight