Eloff Muscovite

Muscovite is a flaky, translucent/white mineral. Parody this, bitch!

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

North Carolinians: Check whether your ballot was accepted. If not, vote in person ‼️

Here's where you can check: https://t.co/zmumhdiAwS

The GOP is rejecting 7-8% of Democratic ballots.

[Babyblue💙 @rita_hogan]

Hello, I’m gonna post this again. They keep rejecting this saying I’ve posted it already !

The DNC has a National Voter Protection hotline to report any issues!

1-833-336-8683

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Jon Stewart said on last night’s show that there is not a single Republican in Congress that deserves to be reelected. i agree.

[Dr. Alice Frost @PoliSciChick84]

All the more reason to investigate him. He cannot be allowed to blackmail a country into submission. In the end, Elon Musk is just another citizen of this country, equal before the law.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

PM Mark Carney has confirmed he’s cutting ties with Musk and Starlink and heavily backing a $2.3 billion contract with Telesat Lightspeed.

Musk and his mood swings has shown us who he is and we believe him.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

The corruption we know of is already staggering. Imagine the corruption we don't know about.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Democrats are suing Trump and his Justice Department, alleging the administration is attempting to interfere with the midterms through a “persistent stream of threats and intimidation” directed at state and local election officials, while pressuring states to purge voters from their rolls.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Can we agree the US government should not rely on critical tech from a guy who can sabotage it anytime he’s on a ketamine bender?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I don't care if every poll says Democrats are winning by a mile. That's what they said about Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.

Ignore the polls. Go vote.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Trump is no longer capable of answering a simple question. Even his jabs are juvenile, Eg “You are a stupid person.” It’s kindergartner language.
I predict we are a few short weeks from a total meltdown tantrum where someone on his team will have to intervene. Bookmark it!

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

So the Republican closing message is:

"If you were raped as a 12 year old, just shut up about it"

And you think they've released the full Epstein files?!?!

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

2 weeks out, Trump's FCC chair is warning TV stations that polls showing Trump & GOP losing could count as "News Distortion"

1A has no exception for polls the president dislikes

The poll that matters most is 11/3, & Carr can't keep that off the air -TN
https://t.co/Q73g681jpX

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Vance: There are people out there who will quite literally steal from the mouths of hungry children to enrich themselves.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Steve Wozniak, The co-founder of Apple Just accused Elon Musk of stealing money, lying about Tesla’s capabilities, and conning the public.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Todd Blanche is reportedly concerned his refusal to follow laws, subpoenas, and court orders to release the Epstein Files next year will make Congress revoke his salary and defund his staff, courts fine him thousands daily, and Trump write him IOUs he'll never pay.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you believe this, you’re a fucking idiot.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Abdul El-Sayed on "MAGA bingo":

The thing about MAGA is whenever they're talking, they are trying to distract you. They're going to use buzzwords, and I hope y'all can play bingo at home. Every time you hear one of those buzzwords, just remember: When they're distracting you, they're also trying to pick your pocket.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

.@jamestalarico after Elon Musk sent $158M to support Ken Paxton:

"Big money is powerful. I don't want to sugarcoat that. The richest man in the world is coming after us, but it is nothing compared to people power. Elon wants our land. He's already trying to buy one of our beautiful state parks down in South Texas. He wants our water for these AI data centers. He wants our taxpayer funds like when he ran that crazy DOGE process, and he wants his very own personal United States senator, and that's what he thinks he can get with Ken Paxton."

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Face it MAGAts, lifting Russian sanctions is the textbook definition of giving aid and comfort to the enemy

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Robin Williams warning the US about Donald Trump and his links to underage girls in Miss America Pageants in 2012.

Really should have listened.