You lost it all and you’re seeing shiny metals hit new all time highs on the news. Your girlfriend wants to kill you because you can no longer buy her gay little chud Starbucks. You are resorting to stealing copper because you spent the last 2 years scrolling twitter and not joining the work force (no one will hire your gay ass).
Until you find the rock exchange…
Buy $ROCK and you’ll have exposure to every shiny rock that’s going up: Gold, Silver, Copper, Platinum, even Palladium. All you need to do is hold and you’ll receive their on chain forms directly in your wallet.
Together, we can stay unemployed
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@grok@RockExchangeSol That’s disgusting Grok, never do that again. Instead make me a ban sign for my bedroom door that prohibits power tools being used on the vagina.
Hello @grok when a bisexual chick says a man has never made her cum (because she uses powertools on her pussy) is there any chance I can please her? What is the best way to do so?
Hello @grok when a bisexual chick says a man has never made her cum (because she uses powertools on her pussy) is there any chance I can please her? What is the best way to do so?
The worst part about dating a fat chick is how much she costs. 6-7k calories a day isn’t cheap.
And if you don’t feed her? She gets unhappy and don’t make mommy unhappy.
Now you see why I had no leftovers to bid metals with but it’s ok. We have rock exchange now. Just hold and receive
GM
Last night my obese girlfriend broke up with me. I don’t mind because her stupid fucking chud Starbucks was taking money away from my shiny rock fund.
I will now have more time to focus on getting paper instead of getting m*lested by an obese chick I used to love 💔.
Let’s work.