Michael T.

Work Hard. Play Harder. Repeat.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservative Evangelical Asks God To Give Her Strength To Incorporate Forced Hysterectomies Into Belief System https://t.co/Z7Zymg5aPp

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

@DRscrilla8 that sensation you felt in down in your plums earlier? Was this⬇️

[Mike D. @MikeDFromThe913]

Do I be *that* guy that runs shirtless or do I risk polluting the earth with my nipple bandaids? 🤔

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Enjoy everyone.

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Is there a bigger cuck than this dude?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

A fair point. Many liberal males never grow balls....

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

The man!

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Here’s Jon Stewart smirking at Moscow Mitch following a major victory for 9/11 survivors and activists. The September 11th Victim Compensation Fund was extended to cover first responders for the rest of their lives, a major defeat for the GOP, who stalled the bill. #NeverForget

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Exactly Sean. That was an all time dickhead move everyone saw today. Help a guy out don’t kick him while he’s down!

[Sean Salisbury @SeanUnfiltered]

I have so much respect for Dak Prescott! Being transparent about anxiety and depression is not a weakness, it’s actually a STRENGTH! Regardless of what some hot take tv guy may tell you. It’s ok to have struggles. It’s called real life. Dak opening up may just help save lives!

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Geto Boys-Mind Playin’ Tricks

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you meet someone who has never heard music before — like not one single song or even one single note — you have been tasked with playing exactly one rap song for this person — what's the song that you'd pick

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Fully torqued #CHIEFS

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

RT IF YOU'RE READY FOR TONIGHT 🙌

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

I’ve said this for years. Take care of your own backyard. Don’t go invading someone else’s problems.

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

white ppl go on humanitarian trips to Africa like their local town isn’t facing a homelessness and heroin epidemic, start with your neighbors first

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Our beautiful city on #RedFriday Kickoff Edition ⛲️

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

croco races speedboat 😱

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Enough

[RapCentury @RapCentury_]

Andre 3000 spotted outside randomly playing the flute😂

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Jesus titty fucking Christ

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New York Rats don’t fuck around https://t.co/tbRzwVUpIA

[Danny D @ChiliRhythm]

Yo, remember when this type of shit was a national emergency and months long scandal? See ya tomorrow when the president will be claiming antifa is using Nachos Bell Grande to assault police officers and no one will remember the 15th member of his family doing this.

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

These are straight 🔥 🔥 🔥 #CHIEFS

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

SUPER BOWL LIV CHAMPIONS

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

700$ billion on wars & none for veteran care. That’s crazy to me....

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

6 years ago today, one of the biggest scandals of the Obama presidency broke. "There's no way any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. When you have the world watching." - Rep. Peter King [R-NY]

Do you remember where you were when you heard about Obama's tan suit?

[Michael T. @RockHardHeaven]

Nothing to Lose w/Tim Robbins & John C. McGinley

[Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @MeWeFree_]

What is Martin Lawrence's best movie? I gotta go with Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins.