Eva Saviano

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. Best Lawyers. Past: Gothamist/ TimeOutKids/ 303Magazine/ CrainsNewYork

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@rychavis Oh skeet skeet m*therf*cker

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@hardmountaindew Is it early 2022? When and where can we get it now? Caffeine or not, I want that Baja Blast jam.

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@rychavis Miss you boo! I was so you g and skinny and red headed

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.@ShunnarahInjury Has anyone at some stage pointed out that ALL your ads are missing a critical comma? Or did you want us to call YOU Atlanta? Bold name change. ;) Doesn't inspire legal confidence, though.

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.@PhoebeVJudge I know this seems petty/small: but my Criminal Hatchet pin from the Carrie A Nation episode fell off my jacket. And I am heartbroken! Truly. Is there ANY way to get another one?

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.@NYSLabor can’t get through or even on hold on the phone this week. Case worker number disconnected. Autotomated service says I don’t have a claim on file. But I’ve been certifying for 11 weeks and I haven’t gotten a dollar.

I need help. Please.

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@rychavis Hahaha. Nice sheets. Who you kiddin

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@rychavis Get dirty. ;)

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@rychavis I can’t even dignify this with a response.

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Did you know that the @GetSpectrum @Ask_Spectrum payment relief program for those affected by COVID layoffs ENDED yesterday? There’s now no support plan and INTERNET will be for those who can’t pay. Because the virus crisis is over and we all have $$ now?! #boycottspectrum

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@MJLDempsey we heard something: but didn’t get outside in time to see. What was the honking and yelling FOR?

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. @NYCTSubway Train 8512 on the M line toward Metro has a violent unstable homeless rider. Screaming and punching and kicking the door windows.

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@RyChavis How often do you change your name in Twitter, girl?

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K, but really, the natives are getting real restless. People are gonna flip. Hungry. Thirsty. Exhausted. Over an hour past due to be in a horrible airport in the middle of the night with two hours to get home. :)

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.@EWRairport and @Fly_Norwegian pretty sure this is way more an issue of the airport logistics, but leaving hundreds of folks on a dark plane on a tarmac not serving water and pushing the disembark time back in :15 intervals for over an hour is... UNACCEPTABLE.

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@RyChavis @EWRairport @Fly_Norwegian I would cry, but it’s the only water o have left in my body ahead of my TWO HOUR (2.5?) HOUR COMMUTE FROM THIS JERSEY HELLSCAPE

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Like. Get people walking around offering water on this cheap airline that gives you nothing. Nearly 10 hours on this plane and no jetway slot to be seen.

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@NYCTSubway On the platform? Just a can. Lol

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Hey, @NYCTSubway several stations all along the M and J lines have no trash cans. Anywhere. Not on platforms, not in the station. Let alone recycling. The litter is a real issue. For the tracks and the world. Fix it. #MTA #nycsubway

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@NYCTSubway Sure can. Seneca M and the Myrtle Broadway JM at least have no facilities in the platform, and the Seneca stop doesn’t anywhere. More likely to come.