Rock Pigeon

22, they/he
I like birding and eating rocks
please correct me if am dumb

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

americans trying to fall asleep:

1 burger.. 2 burger.. 3 burger.....😴💤💤😴💤😴💤honk shoo😴💤🍔💤😴💤😴💤💤🍔💤😴💤💤💤🍔💤😴💤mimimi💤😴💤💤💤💤

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

My girlfriend pointed at an owl puzzle in this little shop we’re in, and I excitedly went “ooo!” Except with a little too much “h” at the beginning and so I replied with “hoo”. Like a fucking owl.

[Viya @kingfujothe1st]

i have no lust for life. in fact my metaphorical penis is flacid at the thought of waking up tomorrow.

[🪲io S2 SPOILERS @i0lanthe_]

Ocean girl polycule

Fishgirl: i just feel like ur eating out of the trash and sleeping all day is stressing me out--no dont roll into a ball. Fuck. There she goes.
Isopodgirl: ⚪🎱🏐🥎🏀
Seal girl: Slaps belly ou ou ough ouhgh oj i
Hagfishgirl: Hey has anyone seen my slime

[laura @urgoregff]

he love brushie brushie

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

@wobbpy I would but I’m 1,628 mi away from :/

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

First day of Birdtober!!!! 🐦
I have never done anything like this before so I’m super excited and really want to complete it this year!!
I will be posting day 1 later :D

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

@fyluuop Hoo hooo hooo (manifesting)

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

@wobbpy Literally!!

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

@sadsealkid

[kj🌪️ ⚢ @VOMB0T]

lesbian couple who likes salad: do you wanna caesar later?

[white boy of the year @wbotyTM]

jerking weed and smoking off

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

“i never see you at the club” okay well i never see you at the owl banding station

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

Went to a zine fair, and then went birding and then got boba!!!!! Fantastic day.

[ari/hunter💫💞 @sadsealkid]

Woah mama they turned me into a bird

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

Haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been BUSYYY. Buttt here’s some lifers I got the other day!!! I love fall migration!!!

[Kade 🦨 @kadeeznutzz]

I am drinking the Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Olivia Rodrigo

[Rock Pigeon @RockPigeonGuy]

@pigeonisperfect I feel like we may have a lot in common….

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

WHY IS THERE NO PIGEON EMOJI