Rock Slabcake

it’s a MST3K reference

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In 2026, I want everyone to keep a list of your 3 favorite shitty Members of Congress.

They can be bad, dumb, wrong, corrupt, or just a hot mess — but you must love them like you’d love the Velveteen Rabbit.

I’ll check back with you at the end of the year.

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@jessesingal Are you beginning to understand why some of us in your audience are put off by your admissions to AI use? It’s like saying you do meth — but just a little bit, and only in a safe way!

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@JonahDispatch @TPCarney There oughta be a word to describe this phenomenon…

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Conspiracy Theory: studios have weaponized automated/sockpuppet social media engagement for their movies, and realized that hating on them drives engagement.

We’re literally interacting with an army of virtual hacks who are negging us into watching their movies.

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@JonahDispatch Don’t get rid of the Senate. Just…

- repeal the 17th Amendment (difficult, but doable), and

- expand the size of the House (doesn’t even require a law, just the rules).

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@criticalurban @Michael97632309 Well nobody can afford housing THAT ISN’T BUILT.

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@jessesingal This is how I know someone is 10 years younger than me.

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**Rhetorical tic that needs to end** — reminding everyone of the political stakes in the sentence or clause before you rescind endorsement of the candidate who has been accused of rape.

At least do it the other way around.

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@AnalyticaCamil1 Neither of these unsourced maps show what is asserted.

The first clearly shows higher concentrations of Mn associated with military installations in VA.

The second is a map of Pb *solubility potential* of groundwater — how easily it could have Pb, not how much it does have.

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@ChristianHeiens They don’t love us because we bombed them, they love us because after we bombed them we traded with them.

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@JadeAtrophis Roman Mars is the originator of this pernicious ideology. Do not lose sight of the True Enemy!

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@fawfulfan Yeah, that’s why it should be changed. The 17th Amdt is no longer working as intended.

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@LeonSordo2 @BlueGeorgia @Hikaru_Chansey THREE things can be wrong at the same time.

Let’s see how high this relativism goes, buckaroo!

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@decadimitry @Ltl1stimecaller What oppression is Saudi Arabia or Jerry Falwell using their fundamentalism to survive under?

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@LeonSordo2 @BlueGeorgia @Hikaru_Chansey Yeah, she shouldn’t have.

Two different things can be wrong at the same time.

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I would like to humbly suggest a new Roman Empire for boyfriends to think about:

The 1932 Prussian coup.

https://t.co/nl7yqUQAig

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@JoyceCarolOates “My nanobubblers were going to discombobulate the liberals!”

The Cabinet delivers the bad Reflecting Pool news to Hitler:
https://t.co/uSdmME2YmL

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@hlntnr It’s gain-of-function research but for self-directed LLMs instead of viruses.

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The 2027 National Defense Authorization Act is numbered H.R. 8800.

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@CaptainHambrglr @EAStarWars Buddy, every other game released is an FPS.