StingRay

I can't...I'm too busy being awesome..

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

This adorable grandma brought a novel along to the Rod Stewart concert. Inside I’m screaming 😂

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Thanks, but no. https://t.co/ljfAAGRlcz

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: I'm excited.

Me: Why?

9: I don't need a reason.

I have so much to learn.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

The holy grail of dating is finding an individual who's intellectual, thoughtful, comical, and unusual. You know, somebody who's smart with a good heart, a respect for the fact that sarcasm is an art, and a willingness to do weird shit with your private parts.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Too many people are playing Freeze Tag with their fucking life, allowing the past actions of another to leave them frozen, waiting for somebody else to come along and fucking save 'em. Forget what happened, fight the urge to feel self-pity, and unfreeze your fucking self already.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

I just stumbled upon an Amazon item description which featured verbal fuckery such as “inflatable hangers” ..honestly..that combination of words not only confuses me, it makes me genuinely, and unreasonably, uncomfortable.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

I can not stand Guns ‘n Roses. Axle Rose is an over rated performer with a painfully offensive voice. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

self awareness comes slowly https://t.co/TAmyWrpR1I

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

The whole bar got a kick out of that clip. 😂 Oh Fleury 💛 #GoKnightsGo https://t.co/71G9UeIj4j

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Oh Fleury, I heart you. Not only are you a beast of a goalie, you’re adorable. #GoldenKnights #WPGvsVGK #GoKnightsGo

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

I’m about to do some “I shouldn’t be doin this shit” shit.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

I’m surrounded by a cluster of fuckery.

[IAmAPrincess. Duh. @GlitterStoned]

Just poured vodka, tequila and rum into my orange juice.
Too bad I'm alone, this coulda been fun.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

My Momma raised some hell. She might’ve even raised a fool. What she didn’t raise, however, was a bitch.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

It’s not the trust you regret. It’s not the time you devote, or the money you spend. Not the frivolity or excuses. No, it’s not the trust you regret, it’s the love.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Ours, is a chronicle of explosive and highly volatile love, rooted in rock and roll, fueled by drugs and written in blood.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

I wish you happiness, Lover, but not at the expense of my own.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Standing in the cookie isle, looking like a lunatic, as I debate on the merits of getting Oreo thins vs double stuffed. Hashtag: first world problems 🙄

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Whatever you do, please, don’t give up on us.

[StingRay @RockStar13arbie]

Your love for me is as exceptional as it is genuine. Refreshing and familiar, it remains impossible to define.