Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United:
- Chinese water torture
- Stubbing your toe
- Walking on hot coals
- Being stung by wasps
- Drowning
- Sitting on a cactus
- Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic
- Having kidney stones
- Drinking bleach
- Being kicked in the balls
- 1st degree burns
- Snapping your Achilles tendon
- Getting your limbs cut off
- Being beheaded
- Being eaten by a pack of wolves
- Being hit by a bullet train
- Being boiled alive
- Radiation poisoning
- Stepping on a landmine
- Being skinned alive
- Falling into a black hole
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@Rikki_Taylor25@RealAstridWett But Richard what about your other online girlfriends? How would they cope financially if you got a full time girlfriend?
Also asking on behalf of Fizz how much do you spend monthly on these women?
@Rikki_Taylor25@alexisreeds22 Richard… this is once again a little predatory, are you trying to get this young lady into a state of severe inebriation so she spends some time with you and your Tottenham action figures? I hope there’s no nefarious intentions here..
@therik1 @alexisreeds33 Richard since when have you become such a foot fetishist? It’s really really unsettling, would you rather sniff some bunions or see spurs lift a trophy?
@therik1 @alexisreeds22 Richard this one comes across a little predatory. I hope this isn’t turning into a sinister obsession. I hope these are non alcoholic beverages. Here’s an article that might help. https://t.co/qgFhbQl5NX
@therik1 @GoddesAlexiss Maybe you and Harry Kane can link up Richard… Jesus Christ you’re hungry for trotters… honestly the amount you must spend on these only fans girls.. is it not worth just getting an escort… we can start a go fund me?
This was Dan Burn’s message before the final in 2023.
Feels fitting that he then helped inspire us to victory two years later.
What a leader ⚫️⚪️
#NUFC
“It’s one of the best days of my life; they deserve it. I said, for them this is like the World Cup. People who’ve died, people who’ve grown up and they’ve not seen Newcastle as Champions and now they’ve seen it.”
Some quote, that.