Matty Mayhem 💀

I play bass for @Twilightcreeps & Lunar Fiction. Occasional podcaster: @DWTSRaiders Running back coach.

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Yo #RaiderNation! Check out my first foray into podcasting about who else but our beloved and maddening Raiders. In this first episode we discuss free agency and the upcoming draft. Check it out! #DownWithTheShip https://t.co/vTMwlylvuJ

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Gym at 4:30 AM rather than after work at 3:30 PM is game changer.

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@FB_FilmAnalysis @BoppuBeepu Haha dude got ratioed hard. Way to go Ted!!! 🤣

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@mercerart Bravo! Misfits and Maxx! Great combo!!!

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I WAS DEAD WRONG! NEVER LEAVE AGAIN! 😭

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Okay. So the trade was basically Maxx Crosby for Tyler Lindenbaum, #14 this year and a 1st next year? Yeah. See ya, Maxxy.

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

@starwarsfanhere Maxx who?

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

OL wins games. Love it! Welcome to the dark side ☠️

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Raiders are closing in on a deal for #Ravens Pro Bowl center Tyler Linderbaum, giving him a 3-year, $81M deal.

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Example 2: At the end of The Mighty Ducks 2 after winning the championship, the team gathered around a fire sing “We are the Champions” and the bit ends with them all saying “Of the world!” End credits. But the actual song does NOT end with “of the world”. It’s in the middle.

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Mandela effects theory: nothing has changed. Our false memories are a mistake. Example 1: “Luke I am your father” was mistakenly said by Chris Farleys character in Tommy Boy. That’s why people remember the Star Wars quote incorrectly which was of course “No, I am your father” 1/2

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

@505Cali2 Diluted bleach. Sounds crazy but it works. One cap of bleach to ten caps of water. Apply with q-tip

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

What’s the point?

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

Irony is Lennon and McCartney not taking Harrison’s songs seriously and then Harrison ending up with arguably the best solo album out of all three.

[JujuDuhFoo 🇨🇺🇳🇮 @TheAutumnJu]

My guy is telling the truth with his WHOLE HEART & I feel the same way 🥹
#RaiderNation

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

@Nick_Faria1720 You are delusional.

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@immalkwalahi Amazing

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@81TimBrown Future Raider!!

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

🔥 Signed Helmet Giveaway! 🔥

I'm giving away a signed Ashton Jeanty helmet.

Rules:
1. Follow @Schultz_Report
2. Like this post
3. Reply with how many rushing yards Jeanty has on Sunday.

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

It’s Gameday Raider Nation! I’m giving away a signed jersey to someone that RTs this post! #ProBowlVote Maxx Crosby

https://t.co/BwnDnwpazu

[Matty Mayhem 💀 @RockerTeacher]

The TSA at Harry Reid Airport are some of the most miserable ass pieces of s*it I have ever been around. If you hate yourself and your lives that much, quit. Don’t take it out on the rest of us. FFS.