Andy Murray

Tech clips daily ✧
Jokes that land harder than a Falcon 9
Good company preferred

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

I’d face-down ass-up that thing until my jaw locks..

[Mikaela Lafuente @mikalafuente]

Round II

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@Omgemeraldddd Fuck..I had a client ask me how to use a can opener a year ago…🤦🏼‍♂️

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@Nachorp__ Hers doesn’t just shake… it waves, claps, and basically dares you to fuck it stupid..haha

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@MiaMalkova Score. Maximum…I wanna bury my face between those tits, ears still on, and not come up until you’re dripping and the magic kingdom is ruined…lol @MiaMalkova

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@Abella_Danger Damn girl…Your walking around with a whole life support system back there. I’d snorkel dat ass and forget how to come up for air haha…@Abella_Danger 🤿🔥

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@omgitsdeke Dat ass though…

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@Shaninblake999 I wanna climb your ladder haha..@Shaninblake999 🫶

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

the body is the résumé and the mind is the offer letter

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@poppyalexander Dat body though..🔥@poppyalexander

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@jazjizzes Let’s fuck around and find out…@jazjizzes 😏

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@madiiimoores Fuck..A man could only dream! @madiiimoores

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@SandraMehio Absolutely..haha 🤣

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@SandraMehio Every fucking dude is gonna be like me…lol @SandraMehio

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@B_Reel_Outdoors It’s true!! 😉

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

Hope this makes you laugh before you go out and crush some ass this weekend…🤣

[Kciderman Stuff !! @Kciderman1]

@joltcolajerk 😁

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@joltcolajerk lol. That’s some funny shit…

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

the way this post just hit different and ruined my chill 🥵

[Mikaela Lafuente @mikalafuente]

What you are looking for is right here https://t.co/Jn0qsSicif 😝

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@FlyngDtchmn Lmao..it’s probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..😏

[Andy Murray @RocketAndRizz]

@frankiemuniz 🙏🙏🙏