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"ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!"
Hey! :D I'm Rocket!! I swear my pfp is satire, don't hate the bit…
Everything I say and do has no affliation with Da Shop!! I just work there, I do NOT represent the business!! @_@
Transgear rights are inphernal rights <3
// Did the phighting ship tierlist, I had no clue I was such a HATER sorry guys... I gave myself wrist pain doing this. Can you tell who my favs are. I'm picky on Vine ships and who deserves my WIFE. Most do not actually pass the test. Linking the tierlist in comments...
@ratzoneking I'm not lying about my caretaker. It's, frankly, insulting that you think I would do that. I don't think everyone hates you, you just aren't likeable. I'm not scared you're some boogeyman taking away my loved ones, just pissed off that you won't stop harassing them.
@ratzoneking Zuka cares about everyone. You aren't special. Zuka doesn't go out of their way to look out for you. When you throw yourself at them, obviously they're going to pity you.
@ratzoneking I don't feel like pretending your delusions are fact, either. Haven't you noticed how customers tend to leave faster when you're in Da Shop? Why Zuka is so quick to get you out of sight?