Fury Pesto 🐀

I got plans for this bio. Big plans.

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

*GF walks in dressed up
"Who's the babe and what've you done with my gf?"
GF: Haha
*tackles imposter and puts her in choke hold
WHERE IS SHE

[Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch]

Getting really into bylaws.

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

when jack skellington was alive his name was jack wellington and he was made of beef

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@HaleyforMI "What gives"

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@DrunkenAnarchi1 @AbdulElSayed Dis u?

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

Looks like Donald Trump exploded and splattered all over Marc Maron

[backcountry wigger @1000IQNBAFan]

Where can I bet every dollar ever printed against this

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@paulorbenites8 🙏

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@xnailbunnyx @FilmsFallout

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ms. Rachel on Gaza: “Why would we bomb kids? All of their schools and their hospitals and then say we can’t call this genocide when the UN said this is intentional target of children. Children were shot in the head and chest. I always think when this comes out, the world’s gonna act. When the UN says it’s genocide with this report, the world’s gonna act - no”

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there

[Lulag Archipelago @MissPavIichenko]

Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
From the bottom of my heart

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Accurate.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

[being murdered]
Me: finally

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

My Cortisol levels would kill a normal human

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@MrTankJones @LonelyGoomba Every waterfall

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

@Mason__McCann @hasanthehun Evil? Hahahaha log off, Peter Pan.