Craig Thomas

[Craig Thomas @Rocket_utd_86]

'The AB phenomenon'
http://t.co/u6QHngzy4S

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The filthy ugly scum that do this to these poor dogs are the ones who deserve to be beaten and put in cages

[Craig Thomas @Rocket_utd_86]

🎣👍😂

[Craig Thomas @Rocket_utd_86]

#bagwood! #mirror! #novembercarp! #21lb #happy days! 🎣👍😀 ...

[Craig Thomas @Rocket_utd_86]

#HolidayTatt #CrazySwedishGuy! ☀👍😀

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

First Maggie Thatcher dies, then #fergieretires...Somewhere there must be a Scouser with a lamp and one fucking wish left! #YFB

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

The offside rule, for girls

[Rich @Richspur]

I hate the excuses women come up with for not having Sex. got a headache I'm on my period or take your hands off my neck I don't know you.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... gotta admire her optimism.

[Football-BPL @BPL_Football482]

I asked my Scouse mate why he only spent 3 quid on his mum for Mothers Day. " That's all she had in her purse." He said

[Herschelle Gibbs @hershybru]

All roads lead to old trafford today...the stuff sport was made for!! #cmonthereds..gloryglory

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When Ronaldinho was 13 years old his football club won a match with a score of 23-0 and all the goals were scored by him.

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Giggs has signed a 1 year extension at United. By the time he quits, it will be impossible for anybody to ever attain the stats he has.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

1000 games + still counting! Phenomenal! #Giggs

[Garry @Twist3dpsycho3k]

Them city ribbons look faded on our trophy #illbegladtoseeitredagain

[Craig Thomas @Rocket_utd_86]

Classic! Haha :)

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

For the first time in history the earth is inhabited by more obese and overweight people then those who are starving and malnourished.

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

If monday was a person they would be a fat ginger bin man.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When Titanic was sinking not a single engineer tried to save himself, all of them stayed and kept the power on for other passengers.