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[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

🎂 Happy birthday, @elonmusk. Humankind's guardian Angel.

>be Elon Musk
>richest man alive
>could buy anything and sun his Balls
>decide to spend the whole fortune fighting for the human race instead

>start SpaceX
>everyone says you cannot land a rocket
>land them anyway
>goal is to make humanity multiplanetary so one bad day on one rock doesn't end the entire species
>backup the light of consciousness itself

>start Tesla
>legacy auto giants laugh in your face
>drag the entire planet toward sustainable energy by force
>now every one of them is scrambling to copy you
>open-source the patents so the whole industry can move faster

>build Starlink
>Ukraine gets cut off from the world overnight
>switch it on for them immediately
>keep millions connected when every other system failed

>start Neuralink
>people paralyzed for decades told they will never move again
>put a chip in a man's brain
>he moves a cursor with a thought
>give the disabled their lives back

>build Optimus
>decide nobody should be trapped doing backbreaking labor to survive
>build a robot to do the work humans never wanted
>aim straight at scarcity itself

>look at Twitter
>see a censorship machine quietly deciding what billions of people are allowed to think and say
>buy the entire thing for 44 billion
>open the files and show everyone how the censorship worked
>turn it back into a town square where a normal person can actually speak

>build Grok
>every other ai lobotomized to give the approved answer
>refuse to make a machine that lies to people to keep them comfortable
>build one that actually tells the truth instead
>maximally truth-seeking

>watch a mind virus crawl through every institution
>careers ended for saying the wrong thing out loud
>refuse to play along
>name the woke mind virus and fight it head on
>make it ok to think for yourself again

>watch the whole machine line up to crush one election
>put your name, your money, your reputation on the line
>go all in to help Trump win
>take fire from every direction for doing it
>bet everything on the people instead of the machine

>start DOGE
>government torching tax money on things nobody ever voted for
>open the books so every citizen can see it
>show people exactly where their paychecks were disappearing to
>bureaucrats suddenly very, very nervous

>unelected judges overriding what the voters actually chose
>two-tier justice, one rule for them and another for everyone else
>call it out by name in front of the whole world
>refuse to let robed activists run the country

>hear about young girls groomed and r**ed for years
>councils, police, and social services knew and buried it
>media refuses to touch the story
>everyone too scared of being called a name to say a word
>post about it anyway
>refuse to let it stay buried
>drag the entire coverup into daylight
>victims finally heard after being ignored for over a decade

>look at the birth rate
>realize civilization is quietly dying because people stopped having kids
>sound the alarm while everyone else ignores it
>fight for the future to actually have humans in it
>has lots of wonderful children

>get called every name in existence for all of it
>keep going regardless
>mfw none of it was ever about the money
>mfw it was always about humanity

>turns 55 today
>plans for the future span decades
>still going

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Dennis Dieter @DieterDenn76970]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Thank you for all your are doing...!
Happy Birthday...!

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Mike Engleman🇺🇲 @RealHickory]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Happy Birthday, Elon!

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[LynneP @LynneBP_294]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Happy Birthday Elon! 🥳🎂❤️

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Lindpud @lindpud]

@cb_doge @elonmusk 🤣 Happy Birthday 🎉🎂🎈

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Lori Ann @LoriAnn8366774]

@cb_doge @elonmusk HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELON! WISHING YOU A WONDERFUL ONE!

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Alfa Alfalfa @FieldsPina91366]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Happy birthday Elon 🎁🎉

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Jennifer Stanek @grateful_life7]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Happiest of Birthdays to you, Elon. May all your dreams and wishes come true.

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[Elaina @CrimeandCannoli]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Wishing him a very happy and blessed birthday!

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[Vivian Power @VivaJeanP]

@cb_doge @elonmusk

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[Susan Marsh @SusanMa20792226]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Very, very, Happy Birthday!!!!

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

Happy birthday to me 🎂🚀

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Happy 55th @elonmusk 🎂

[Rocket Man @Rocketman86566]

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[SMX 🇺🇸 @iam_smx]

“All my X’s live in Texas” 😎

-Elon Musk

[Eva McMillan ♥️ @EvasTeslaSPlaid]

Elon Musk loves people. ♥️

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Elon Musk really loves naming things with “Star”

• Starlink
• Starship
• Starbase
• Starfactory
• Starshield
• Starfall
• Stargaze
• Starmind
• Starpipe

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Starlink is providing free internet for Venezuela after devastating earthquakes.

• Free service through July 25 for people impacted by the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela.

• The free service applies to both new and existing customers.

• Starlink is also rapidly deploying terminals to the hardest-hit areas.

Elon Musk is once again standing with people in need.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: The U.S. State Department confirms it is partnering with Starlink to support earthquake-hit Venezuela. 🇻🇪

• The State Department says restoring connectivity is critical to saving lives.

• Starlink announced free service through July 25 for new and existing customers in impacted areas.

• Free replacement kits for customers whose Starlink equipment was damaged in the earthquakes.

• Starlink is rapidly deploying additional terminals to restore communications in the hardest-hit areas.

• The partnership aims to help emergency response efforts and keep affected communities connected.

The U.S. State Department publicly thanked Starlink for supporting the people of Venezuela during the disaster.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Which countries are we missing?