Dan Nelson

Retired aerospace engineer

Dog Dad

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@SpeakerJohnson Shut the fuck up asshole. YOUR orange jesus has bought up far more shares of private companies than all previous presidents combined. Isn't that the definition of communism?

Can't wait to see your party crushes in a few months.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@FoxNews @TreyYingst

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@StefanMychajliw "No loving parent would have ever used their daughter as a PR pawn to save their own political career."

That could apply to both Max AND Bernie. Both of them need to get the fuck out of public "service".

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@SecretaryBurgum What evidence you stupid fucking nutless idiot? If there was any the corrupt DOJ would have presented it.

Now back on your knees, slave!

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@gtconway3d

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@jefftimmer Sounds like an all hands on dick, er, deck, moment.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@dog_rates "Tater tot on a leash" was definitely not on my bingo card today, but I'm here for it.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@jefftimmer I guess one of those dozens of specialists he saw must have been an ob-gyn.

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@realannapaulina @SecRubio

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@dog_rates I thought you just rated dogs. That appears to be a giant golden otter.

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@jefftimmer Why don't these stupid fucking idiots just say that the communists are eating the cats & dogs? Just combine their laughable moronic messages and save a few words.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@WhiteHouse Why don't you stupid fucking idiots say that the communists are eating the cats & dogs? Just combine your laughable moronic messages and save a few words.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@jefftimmer He does need a straitjacket. If they're made in a size that big.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr

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@jefftimmer It helps to admit to war crimes on social media, even his sewer site.

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@RightWingWatch

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@jefftimmer What's the over/under that he doesn't know that "Knicks" has a K in it?

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@JohnJamesMI @realDonaldTrump You idiots are all making this same bullshit post today. Did trump offer to return your testicles to you if you posted it?

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@houmanhemmati Is a dissection the same as an aneurysm? My dad & brother both passed away from aortic aneurysms.

[Dan Nelson @RocketmanDans]

@KatieMiller @JoeBiden What a sad, predictable cunch. There's not enough champagne in the world to celebrate when you & that creature you live with take the big nap.