Cristiano

Começa a Missão Mundial! 🇵🇹

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

THERE IS NO ROCKET WITHOUT KANYE WEST

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

@Wollffe1 @MadridXtra @RmadridElRey 20 games 0 goals with xabi and as soon as he was sacked he’s now second top scorer in the top 5 in 2026

[Shaheer @ch_1415]

Idk why people are saying there is no hype for this world cup and theyre not excited

I smile Everytime like an idiot thinking we are just a few days away from the greatest world Event

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

@G2EJ_ @ManYoooer @david_ekpendu @theMadridZone @EduAguirre7 We’re the biggest club in the world if we wanted to pay your mother to fuck all the millions of fans it’s done and sealed

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

I will do EVERYTHING to get Lilly Phillips. If I become rich and famous I WILL FUCK LILLY PHILLIPS.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: "I will do EVERYTHING to get Rodri. If I am Real Madrid president, RODRI WILL PLAY HERE."

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

@MadridXtra Acting like it’s a crazy thing 😭

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

Most trophyless esque kit of all time

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

REAL MADRID HOME KIT 2026/27 🥶

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[sid @sidcentric]

who tf decided liking stories is flirting

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 NEW: Vini Jr. is coming to FORTNITE!

He will have his own skin, emote, etc. @HYPEX

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

Karma is bullshit

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

@theMadridZone @Ramon_AlvarezMM Damn

[🪫 @yashited2pnt0]

Best World Cup song OAT, none of this waka waka and waving flag

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

If this Ronaldo played with Portugals current squad we’d be looking at world dominance on the level of the British empire

[Al Nassr Zone @TheNassrZone]

This version of Ronaldo was ruthless.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

Remember this day like it was yesterday

[SKB @seyikanbai]

3 years ago, the world watched him make the longest walk in football history. 💔

A story that deserves the perfect ending. If there’s one player the football world wants to see lift the World Cup this year, it’s him. 🏆🐐

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Elikya @killermic31]

Mobutu, c’est lui le sélectionneur ou quoi ? 😂

[Pitch Yarns @pitch_yarns]

736 men arrived in Germany in 2006.

Only 4 remain in 2026.

[Cristiano @Rocketqt]

Oh Real Madrid. We are officially in our man United/banter era. Signing and hyping up players based off what they do against Barca

[TC @totalcristiano]

Denzel Dumfries, welcome to Real Madrid.