Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴

If you’re under 35 and a #Rockets fan I’m really sorry you weren’t around for the ‘94 and ‘95 teams 🏀. #TitanUp in ‘26, sure why not?? 🤷‍♂️ 🏈

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[Variety @Variety]

Keith David gets emotional and says he’s “living his dream” while accepting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

“I started out as a singer, then I wanted to be a preacher, and I wanted to be a lawyer and a bank president. Then I discovered I could be an actor and be all those things.”

https://t.co/3ZYYSgVgW6

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@cinch90 @3YearLetterman You sound like someone who turns door handles pretty easily

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@HayesHolly2 So lazy and lovable 🥰🐶

[Variety @Variety]

Keith David receives his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

https://t.co/eDWMdmQbmo

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@ThugLifeSocial @HunterBiden @OrangeFreddyG @andersleehere 😂🤣😂🤣

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@SanAntonioTim An OPS that’s pretty high indeed

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@SanAntonioTim If these end up bring the moves we’ll have a nice balance of LHH and RHH.
Though it was AAA Wade was mashing almost 1.000 OPS against RHP.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

If you are ever feeling a little crumby, me want you to know me here for you.

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@SanAntonioTim Barring any unreported injury to someone outside this group

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@SanAntonioTim Especially with Loperfido due back very soon. My guess is Wade, Lopes, and Altuve getting activated this weekend with Cole, Dezenzo, and Matthews going down.

[Robert Land | Houston Sports Talk Podcast Host @HSTPodcast]

Braves Paying $6.1M for Dubon ➡️ .664 OPS
Astros Paying $1.4M for Nick Allen ➡️ .681 OPS
Thx again Luhnow.... Great Trade!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Rockets Make Me Drink… a Lot 🥴 @Rockets26Disapt]

@JeremyBranham Crane seriously needs to sit him at the table for extension talks ASAP

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Wemby every other game offensively

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It is time to found an official Twitter/X Hall of Fame and start inducting members

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Wemby when Mitchell Robinson and KAT playing defense on him