Rocks Dugout Quotes

Actual quotes taken from the Rocks 12U softball team in games or at practice

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Hey! I just found a #FourLeafClover Now we are going to #Win!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Coach is on the ground. What happened?
He got hit by a foul ball in the #privates. Well, he said if he ever goes down to keep playing. OK TEAM, LETS KEEP PRACTICING!#talkingaboutpractice

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

@Hanover_TnF @HanoverPanthers @ColumbusRunning That looks like a shirt that the #PowerHitters from the @HanoverPanthers #Softball team should wear!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

True story, when Venus comes out the bugs will stop biting. “No, it’s Uranus!”

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

@KateSned We will not divulge names! We are a team!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Oooh, it’s maaaagic. Nah, just kidding. It’s just science.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Okay, if I say ANY city name, treat it the same as Omaha. “Oooohhhh, this whole time I thought Omaha was a country!”

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

“She’s going to pitch to 8 batters then come out. How many innings is that, team?” “I dunno, I don’t do math in the summer.”

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

“Hey, is that sweat or are you wearing makeup?” “It’s makeup, I gotta look good when we win!”

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Hey coach is time about to expire? Um, time expired 20 minutes ago.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

My mom used to hit me but now she just takes my phone to punish me.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Coach: Hey did you see we have another Rocks team in the cheering section? The young 10U team is watching us. Player: They’re Rocks in the making. They’re Mighty Pebbles like we used to be!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Dogs eat their own barf so other animals can’t track their scent.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

I wish I could keep catching. That ump smells good!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Great night at @Rocks_softball #Thanks for hosting the travel softball teams @rocksathletics

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

It’s about time, it’s 8-0.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

Jimmy Johns! Jimmy Johns!
“Ball”
“Ugggg”

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

We love you Mom!

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

I think my sweat is sweating.

[Rocks Dugout Quotes @RocksDugoutTalk]

The moment you realize your new iPad case has a bottle opener built into it!