Rocket J. Squirrel

Former star of 'The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends' (1959-1964), now @Wendys shift manager.

Without me @real_bullwinkle would be homeless.

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

Autism can make friendships difficult sometimes, but they are just that much more rewarding when you work past those problems. Having a friend on the spectrum really is something special. @real_bullwinkle

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle oh bullwinkle

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

I saw bakery van that had a Minion cookie advertised on it a couple days ago. I can't stop thinking that the Minion cookie was a bad omen.

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle @OfAwesomeOne And for the last time being a "gamer" doesn't mean you "respawn" when you die. People die when they are killed!

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle @OfAwesomeOne Bullwinkle what did I tell you about roleplaying online? You're gonna get yourself roped into another cult! This is the Backyardigans thing all over again.

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle It's based on a true story.

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle a moose walks into a bar and passes out from a concussion

[Rocky @squirrelyrocket]

@OvarianEruption Ship? We already did that in the 3rd episode!

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@squirrelyrocket @OvarianEruption How do you delete someone else's tweet?

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@real_bullwinkle @DWAnimation Bullwinkle! What did I tell you about making veiled death threats over twitter!

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@JamesBulley Bullwinkle Gaming

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

@OfAwesomeOne God.

[Rocket J. Squirrel @RockyASquirrel]

I'm kin with your dog. Reminds me of when I have to bury my acorns to hide them from Bullwinkle. I hope he doesn't see this.