Paul M

Unsophisticated metrosexual

[Pat Frost @KitmanPat]

Goodnight godbless,I’m off to buy some more toiletries 🤣

[Paul M @RockyRasper]

At this point just jail every male person accused of rape for 10 years without trial. Because obviously they’re guilty anyway.

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

the way that people automatically assume that a ‘not guilty’ verdict somehow translates to the crime not happening at all is just such a sign of low intelligence

[tomhwilliams23 @tomhwilliams23]

Marco Silva - Fulham to Benfica
Jose Mourinho - Benfica to Real Madrid
Alvaro Arbeloa - Real Madrid to Fulham

Some managerial merry go round that

[England @England]

Iconic.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Capture Of Christ, by Giulio Cesare Procaccini, 1610s, 📸 by @StephChambers76

[Paul M @RockyRasper]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

OH NO THE MOST EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED FROM A DEVELOPER THAT IS KNOWN TO ONLY MAKE INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS PUSHING THE LIMITS OF TECHNOLOGY WITH UNPRECEDENTED ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT I WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PLAY FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS COSTS 20 DOLLARS MORE

[Tom Tonks @TomTonks91]

I must of watched this 100 times,
What a video

❤️⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Paul M @RockyRasper]

If you’re going to deliberately miss the point of the original comment, you too are incorrect. The last goal scored by Norway in a World Cup was Rasmus Holten against France in the 2025 U20 World Cup in Chile.

[ChelseaSchürrle (Joe) @ChelseaShurrle]

BBC just claimed this is Norway’s first World Cup finals goal since Rekdal scored against Brazil in 1998.

This is of course incorrect, their last World Cup goal was Guro Reiten against Japan in 2023.

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

[Paul M @RockyRasper]

So many things to consider when buying a new cup but the last thing you want is it bursting into flames within 45 seconds of you filling it with molten lava!!

[Yuppie @yuppie064432]

Stanley and Yeti cups finally got the test they deserved. 1600°C settled the debate

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[h @htomufc]

BRUNOOOOOO 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭😭😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Bruno Fernandes in the Premier League this season:

🅰️ Most assists
📈 Most expected assists
🎯 Most chances created
⚡ Most open play chances created
📦 Most accurate passes into the box
🔥 Most big chances created
⚡ Most open play big chances created

Player of the Season.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The boys 😎🎞️

📸 @B_Fernandes8

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

In 24 hours, Mikel Arteta took Arsenal to first league in 22 years, Andoni Iraola took Bournemouth to Europe for first time ever and Unai Emery took Aston Villa to first European trophy in 44 years, first of any kind in 33 years. All born within 30 miles of each other. Gipuzkoa.