Anon

This is a parody account, in no way am I trying to inflict harm on Rocky River School System.

[Anon @RockyRiverHS]

Hmm, I don't have a lot of followers. Good or bad?

[Anon @RockyRiverHS]

Stormy weather tonight? Just another reason to do homework.

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Rebecca Black would be a good role-model for our students. It shows that anyone can sing. :)

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Some days we brain-storm out next fund-raising ideas. We are thinking of doing appropriate rap battles between teachers next.

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Snow, snow go away. That's what all the teachers say.

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Flush ice-cubes down the toilet? Thanks kids, now the sewer pipes are frozen! What made you think that was a good idea?

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#SayNoTo Snow Days. Sorry, it's school policy.

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I'm up at 1:12 AM? This must mean I'm camping out in the snow.

[Anon @RockyRiverHS]

So?

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It's days like these I send kids to school.

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Now I'm down to one follower. Hit-List now has @MaryOrr8 on it.

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Snow Day? There wasn't supposed to be, but Carl over here got scared and put our name in at WKYC School Closing.

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We are the champions, you kids are the losers. Get back to work.

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School starts tomorrow, ironic? I think not.

[Anon @RockyRiverHS]

We actually flew in a G6, what now?

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I heard the wind chill is high! Pack a snuggie with you, you little buggers you.

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What's that? Middle School has no water? I remember in 08' when we had the same problem and we still gave them school. Good times.

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We gave the middle school a snowday, it's because we are afraid the little ones will get frostbite and die walking to school.

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Wishing for another "Snow Day"? Tell that to the teachers that still come here even in a snow blizzard.

[Anon @RockyRiverHS]

Going sledding down a hill? Watch your grades do the same.